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The Abolition of Absolution

We are the generation dictators desired, without values enough to resist, without history enough to defend, without truth enough to reason… without conscience.

Climatology, Theology, and Idiology

We can no longer define or distinguish what theology is enough to adequately defend, honor, or allow it… much less appoint high priests.

Artificial Intelligence Comes to Church… As Does AI

A local church in Austin, Texas was led by AI this week. Seriously. What could go wrong? Glad you asked…

Hard Things at Homecoming

It’s homecoming in Texas! And for you coastals, yankees, and otherwise normal humans…it’s a thing. And I’m not saying it’s a good thing. I’m just saying, it’s a thing. Sometimes it is even a God-thing. Here’s how…

Christianity Today Triggered Over Oliver Anthony Song

Everybody loves an underdog story! Except Christianity Today. Here’s how they missed the mark…

900 yr-old Cathedral Installs Carnival Ride in Place of Lecturn

God help us. We elevated entertainment over worship. We thought Jesus needed a 55-foot slide to help His image. What will we think of next?

Update on Target: Hearth & Hand, and Hell in a Handbasket on Aisle 9

**Update: August 17, 2023. As it turns out people did care about Target’s merchandise and Pride month partnerships. Here’s the latest…

School’s Back in Session

And with fresh shoes, near flawless faces (in my eyes anyway), and an awkward wave from the car–summer has ended.

“Christianity is in Crisis.” Or is it?

Former top church official warns Christianity is in ‘crisis’ if people think quotes from Jesus are ‘liberal talking points’

The Greatest Danger to Children Is…

This one thing is more dangerous than cars, drugs, or guns combined. It is…

No Fear In Death

I caught the saddest story on the news today…

For The Mamas and the Papas

Monday mornin’, Monday mornin’ it was all I hoped it would be. But Monday mornin’, Monday mornin’ couldn’t guarantee…

The Pump of Death

It wasn’t always the Pump of Death. It actually had quite a glorious beginning going all the way back to the…

Life in the Dreamhouse…

You can get the play-by-play somewhere else, but here’s my bottom line on Barbie…

Speaking of Houses…

This is not a partisan post. It is factual. It is neutral. It is teachable.  And we should never forsake an opportunity for teachable moments.

Turn It Off

Tomorrow will require a boldness, clarity, and faith that won’t be in any scrum or screen. In fact, it won’t be found at all apart from sacrificial truth speaking, Christ following, and spirit-led-living. 

Not As Righteous As You Think

We have bought the worlds version of Love Your Neighbor, which is See No Sin.
And, when there is no sin, there is no need for a Savior.

Thank You for the Crutches, Father

If you honestly can see no value in being American, you have not traveled or read enough. You have not dined with missionaries, wartime military, or martyrs near enough.

Independance Day

We think our future is hung upon won wars, election cycles, and votes but we have far more than a victory or vote at our disposal.

The Ringer

I am writing to you from vacation. The first in many, many years. The first with two teenagers.  The first with extended family in tow.  And I could not be more delighted about all of it. 

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