Skits

A churchs chief financial officer broke down salvation costs in a hysterical skit. The CFO actually looked into the numbers and quantified how much the church spent saving people from eternal damnation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear how this number-cruncher came up with this insane statistic. How much is someones eternal, everlasting soul worth? Yes, thats a really odd and unexpected question. Someones soul is priceless, right? There is nothing more precious and important than the state of our soul. There is really no way to put a price on such a thing. However, we could and should be willing to spend any amount of money and do anything to keep someone from being in hell for eternity. Businesses and organizations are always looking to cut costs and keep expenses low while maintaining high profitability. While it might seem impossible to place a price on someones eternal salvation, it turns out that some churches have figured out a way to do it, or at least one is doing it anyway. A clip posted on YouTube shows that one church, specifically its CFO, has placed a price on salvation. In the hilarious skit from John Crist, the person from no business or organization, their number cruncher, ominously enters the room. He then starts laying down some hard financial truths, including the high cost the church incurs per salvation. Its something that no one ever wants to hear. You cant put a price on salvation, John and his fellow church employee say in unison. Actually, you can, the CFO responds. Our outreach and advertising program combined with our Sunday morning cost, the underwater film crew for the baptistry, our model show new salvation cost $22,457.31. But thats not all; the CFO continues to lay into the two church employees, noting that, compared to other churches in the area, this cost is extraordinarily high. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This hilarious take on workplace meetings is painfully accurate. Youve likely felt and thought the exact same thing about meetings at one point or another. Watch the short but hysterical clip that perfectly captures how most people feel about meetings at the workplace. Communication, especially in the workplace, is essential. Its crucial to have everyone who is striving toward a common goal on the same page. Yes, technological advancements have given us many forms of communication email, instant messaging, text messages and phone calls. But all of those are somewhat impersonal and leave room for interpretation and miscommunication. Even with all the ways we communicate today, nothing beats in-person, face-to-face communication. Given the number of meetings, workplaces still understand the importance of this method of communication. However, the number of meetings held and scheduled can quickly become ridiculous. At some point, it starts to feel like people are scheduling meetings just to get together and gab for half an hour. How is anyone supposed to get any work done like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman hilariously demonstrates how the corporate world especially likes its meetings. Perhaps it makes people feel like they are doing something when they really arent? I dont know if thats the case, but maybe we should schedule a meeting to discuss it? The video shows the woman enduring one pointless meeting after another. Each one is more ridiculous and unnecessary than the one before it. She quickly grows weary of the endless meetings, leaving very little time to get any real work done. Hilariously, despite all the meetings that shes required to attend, the womans boss wants to know why she is struggling to complete her work on time. The next thing you know, companies will hold a meeting to discuss holding meetings. And Im guessing, sadly, there are already workplaces that do this. Proverbs 16:3 Put your works in the hands of the Lord, and your purposes will be made certain.

This funny breakdown of middle-child life is spot-on. In quick, rapid-fire succession, he mentions scenarios and situations that perfectly demonstrate how the middle child often gets treated growing up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what this woman says that will have you cracking up, and if youre a middle child, nodding in total agreement. Everyone has their fair share of struggles and problems growing up. Life is not always easy or even fair, in many cases. Those hoping and expecting a life free of problems or challenges will be severely disappointed. Most people quickly learn this lesson, often during childhood. Kids are not always the kindest people in the world. In fact, kids are often cruel to one another for seemingly no apparent reason other than they can be mean. But growing up can be even more difficult when youre a middle child. The middle child often gets overlooked. Sure, everyone remembers to include the oldest because they are the firstborn. The youngest child, the baby, is also considered in everything. But when it comes to the middle child, thats a completely different story. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman imagines hysterical scenarios in which the middle child is forgotten. Her imaginary situations, statements, and replies are so hilarious and feel so real that she herself must be a middle child. Ive been Hey, you my whole life, she says. I asked my momma where my baby teeth were, and she said, They aint still in your mouth? she added. They asked me to take the family picture, she said. I said, Aint I in it? They said, Oh, well, you can be. I introduced myself to my own mee-maw last Thanksgiving, she said. She said, Nice to meet you. If youre a middle child, hopefully her jokes dont bring up bad memories. Still, middle children often seem to get the short end of the stick. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A husband told his wife this, putting himself in a terrible situation. He began telling a story, and after the first couple of words, he immediately regretted it. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what this husband said that made him instantly wish he could take those words back and start all over. Marriage is complicated, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong, incredibly nave or isnt married. Its a relationship that requires constant, consistent effort and perseverance. Not every day in a marriage is going to be great. But if either party isnt willing to put in the work necessary, then that relationship is doomed to fail. Now, while its true that every marriage requires work, communication is also paramount. There is no way to have and maintain a relationship with someone without talking to them. When there is no communication, there is no relationship. It ceases to exist. However, communication is not always easy, especially in a marriage. Wires and messages can get crossed, and people can misunderstand one another, which will always lead to problems until they are sorted out. Also, the words someone says, particularly in a marriage, need to be taken into account. Most husbands have a way of saying things that gets them in trouble. Its at that point that a wife will ask their husband a question and regardless of what the husband says, its the wrong answer. That is exactly what happened in a YouTube clip. In the video, a husband starts recalling a trip to the gym. While at the gym, the husband states that he spotted a woman who looked exactly like his wife. It was at that point that his wife pounced, asking him a single question that cornered him. There was no right way for him to answer her question, and he knew it. Whatever he said would be incorrect. Every husband has been in a similar situation. Whatever he says is wrong and is going to end with him sleeping on the couch. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Carol Burnett went to hilarious lengths to keep a small, cute secret. The comedic legend did what she had to hide someone in her house in this hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Carol did to keep a dog hidden from her husband. Everyone loves dogs. How could they not? Even people who might not consider themselves big animal people are likely to still have a soft spot in their hearts for those cute, furry, four-legged critters. They are, after all, called mans best friend for a reason. As everyone can agree, dogs, and animals in general, make life a better, fuller and richer experience. Simply put: Everything is significantly improved whenever theres an animal around. Who could possibly argue against otherwise? While this is undoubtedly true, there are reasons why having a dog is not always possible. Perhaps, those reasons are financial, medical or something else entirely. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol has brought home a pup who is in desperate need of medical attention, and the animal is one of the cutest little things youve ever seen. She is determined to nurse the little guy back to health. However, her kind and philanthropic plan is about to hit a significant barrier. Carols husband is terribly allergic to mans best friend. How is this ever going to work? This could never work, right? Carols husband begins repeatedly and forcefully sneezing even before he enters the house. But she is going to do what she can to hide the animal from her better half for as long as possible, and she goes to some pretty hysterical and absurd lengths to do so. At one point, which is arguably the funniest part of the entire skit, Carol becomes a vets patient, responding to the animal physicians every call and command. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

There is a hilarious and expensive reality that comes when buying anything at the airport. Getting ready to shell out some cash if you forget to pack anything ahead of your flight. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip that reminds travelers of this painful truth: everything at the airport is exceptionally overpriced. For many people, flying is not an enjoyable experience. When it comes to all the Transportation Security Administrations rules and regulations and the inefficiency that plagues nearly every single airline, flying is essentially one big headache. But what else are you going to do? Unfortunately, flying is typically the best and sometimes the only option to get from Point A to Point B. However, there is one more thing that makes air travel even worse. Its the fact that everything, and I do mean everything, is incredibly overpriced. When heading to the airport, lets not forget that your wallet will take a substantial hit if you suddenly realize you didnt pack this or that item. There is really no price gouging quite like that which is on display at our nations many airports. The only other kind that might come close is at the gas pump. In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple goes through an airport, picks up several items and comments on them, making sure to mention the price of each one. They do so with a smile on their face, but its clear they, just like you and I listening, are completely flabbergasted by how much the airport is charging for a bottle of water or a cup of coffee. Im going to grab us some waters, theyre only $10 bucks each, the man says. But they have like three full sips in here. I forgot to have a coffee at home, the woman adds. Should I grab one here for $15 bucks? Those are only two of the many examples of the over-the-top, extremely over-priced items each mentions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent can relate to this moms struggle to get answers from her child. She asked her little one a series of simple, straightforward questions, but the answers were a bit lacking. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear what this mother asked her child and the less-than-helpful answers she received. Children are not the best at making conversation. To carry on a conversation, there has to be give-and-take between the two parties. Typically, that means one person asks a question, and the other responds, elaborating and providing further information in order to fully answer the question. This process will repeat itself over the course of a conversation. Without both parties participating in this exchange, the conversation will eventually fizzle out. The person asking the questions will soon grow frustrated by the lack of answers and likely walk away, probably in a huff, wondering why they even tried to strike up a conversation with that person in the first place. Weve all been there, when someone is, for whatever reason, impossible to talk to, and its no fun. Parents are well aware of this, and this process is demonstrated in a hilarious clip posted on YouTube. A mom asks her toddler simple questions, and her child refuses to play along, giving her non-answers every single time. The woman, who plays both roles in the clip, asks her child what they would like to eat for lunch. That seems like an easy question, and she even provides two options. As you may have guessed, the child doesnt pick one of them; instead, they give an answer that likely no one saw coming. Hey, buddy, what do you want for lunch? she asks the toddler. A quesadilla or mac and cheese? Row, row, row your boat, the child responds. She asks again and gets a similar but different answer. This isnt the only question that receives insane, nonsensical responses. The child does not answer a single question sufficiently. But, as all parents know, this is to be expected from the little ones. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This woman hilariously shows what happens when a new neighbor in the South has lots of questions. She hysterically shows that, yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what questions not to ask if you were to ever move to a small town in the South. Every part of the country has its own culture, its own way of doing things and living. Accents vary from region to region, and we may not even have different names for common, everyday items. Thats in no way unusual; that is incredibly normal. However, as with everything else thats new, there is an adjustment period. There is a learning curve. I mean, whenever you start a new job, you dont pick up everything on the first day, right? Thats often an overwhelming experience with all of this new stuff thrown at you at once. So, it would be nice if people gave you a little bit of grace and had some patience. But there are just some instances in which it is not possible, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously shows. Particularly when people move to the South and have many questions about the culture and way of life, its best to keep most of those questions to yourself. She asked if the cows were just for aesthetic, the woman said. I said, No, maam, theyre dinner. By far, the funniest one mentioned in the short clip is how offended and flabbergasted she was by what her new neighbor called a familiar beverage. She said, Pop instead of Coke, the woman recalled. I needed a minute. They dont own a single LSU shirt, she said. Apparently, that one is an especially egregious error in the South. Im guessing it would be almost considered a sin not to have an LSU shirt when living in Louisiana. Romans 12:2 And let not your behavior be like that of this world, but be changed and made new in mind, so that by experience you may have knowledge of the good and pleasing and complete purpose of God.

Things got awkward in this hilarious John Crist skit. The popular comedian will have you cracking up as he plays a pastor unsure how to handle a request from one member of his church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the congregants request was and how he stuttered and stumbled his way to a solution. Being a pastor is a big job that comes with some pretty significant, critical responsibilities. A church can sink or grow exponentially depending on this one hire. The pastor is entrusted with keeping the church functioning, tending to the needs of the congregation, which can include anything and everything, as well as delivering the sermons on Sunday mornings. Arguably, the biggest component of a pastors job is dealing with people. A minister must be able to assist and navigate people's problems with great sensitivity and care. The pastor should be able to respond to requests that may be uncomfortable and put them in awkward situations. A pastor should give each congregants question or request, whatever it may be, the care and consideration it deserves. No one, including pastors, intentionally wants to hurt or upset anyone. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, playing the pastor of a church, receives a request from someone in his congregation. Its one that he never imagined that he would receive, and when he did hear it, he was clearly unprepared for it. He and the other church employee really had no idea how to proceed, making for a lot of laughs. In the skit, John is the pastor of a church with a whole host of Bible studies. There is a singles Bible study, a womens Bible study, and even one for people whose children have left home. Weve got them all, a church employee says. Well, as it turns out, thats not exactly true. One member of the church has requested that the church begin a Black Bible study. The look on Johns face when he hears this says it all. He has no idea how to respond, and the following conversation between him and the female church employee confirms it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

What would it look like if the Transportation Security Administration and airline companies were involved in the operation of school buses? That, we can all agree, is a truly frightening thought. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see what it might look like if the TSA and airline companies helped transport children to and from school. Everyone loves vacation and getting away from the everyday struggles of real life for a few days. That is especially true if youre vacationing in a tropical locale with a beach and plenty of sun. However, without a doubt, the worst part of vacation is traveling, getting from Point A to Point B. No one would or really even could argue otherwise. Traveling is particularly horrible if your chosen mode of transportation is air travel. Our animosity toward air travel has nothing to do with actually flying; that is likely the best part of the entire experience. Its just that everything leading up to actually getting up in the air is the worst. All the hoops travelers have to jump through for TSA and the airlines get more and more ridiculous by the day. A clip posted on YouTube imagined how things might go if those two entities handled school bus travel. As you might have guessed, things would get significantly worse. But at least in this instance, its not real, at least not yet. Hilariously, the skit begins with the children lined up as they prepare to board the school bus and head to school. However, much like being at the airport and undergoing a TSA security check, the students are subjected to a ton of dumb questions and procedures all in the name of safety, of course. But once the students finally board the bus, things dont get much better. In fact, one might argue that they actually get worse because thats when the airlines take over. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This teachers country tune of student quotes will have you cracking up. Its an incredibly inventive way to use the hilariously strange things his students say. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear the song the educator created from things his students have said in the classroom. Teaching, much like parenting, is not something for the weak or faint of heart. Its a profession that is extremely important but also incredibly difficult. Children, regardless of their age, will put your patience, resolve and perseverance to the test. Teachers absolutely deserve a large amount of respect. One way children commonly put their teachers sanity to the test is with their crazy questions and insane, off-the-wall things theyll say. Im sure every teacher has more than a few examples of children just saying the most absurd things. Sure, what they say may provide a momentary laugh, a few giggles, but then those teachers have to wonder what is going on in their minds to even come up with something like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, an educator has found a creative outlet for the things his students have said in his classroom. He actually turned those quotes into a country song, and to be honest, its really not that bad, especially when compared to what passes for country music today. Within moments, you will be laughing and giggling to yourself. But then again, you, like many teachers, will find yourself wondering how and why a child would ever say such things. Like, what is the context in which this child made this statement, and was it in any way applicable to the situation? It might not be a song you return to repeatedly, but then again, it might be one that you listen to periodically for a good laugh. No matter how many times you listen to this tune, it will have you cracking up every time. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

This father, Trey Kennedy, realizes his son is growing up, and he doesnt like it. In a very strange but specific way, the popular comedian notices that his youngster is not as small as he previously thought, and he is not a fan of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Trey spotted that his son is growing up. Children are not little for long, as every parent knows well. Blink once, and that baby you just brought home from the hospital is heading to kindergarten. Do it again, and that same child has started high school. Once more, your baby has graduated from high school and is pulling out of the driveway, with college as their destination. One more time, and they are standing at the altar, exchanging vows and saying, I do. Moments with our children are precious and incredibly fleeting. Once they are gone, they are gone, never to be recovered again. So, make the most of the time youve been given with your little ones, because they don't stay little for long. Make memories, take pictures and hold them tight. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey, in a comedic manner, shows how children do not stay little for long. In no time at all, that child, whom you seemingly just brought home from the hospital yesterday, will be backing out of your driveway for the final time. Trey, who plays all three parts in the clip, enters the living room as the father and strikes up a conversation with the baby version of Trey. Its not a deep conversation, but what is said, particularly how a word is said, is enough to send the father version of Trey out of the room in hysterics. He finds his wife, who also, surprise, is played by Trey, to tell her what he has just discovered. She doesnt take this news well either, but Trey soon finds a way to lighten the mood and take in all the changes. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

A retail worker has come up with a hilarious way to interact and deal with customers. His method, while hysterical, is likely to be fairly fail-proof. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to see how this stores employee handles chatty customers who have a laundry list of questions. Shopping is easily, without question, one of the worst activities in the entire world. Sure, once that task is completed, you have groceries or other necessary household items. But a fair amount of money and time is invested and expended in the process, neither of which can ever be recovered. I understand my feelings about shopping are mine, but there is no way that Im the only person who feels this way. Now, if I and others feel this way about shopping, imagine how those who work retail must feel. Think about the insanity and stupidity they must encounter daily. The NBC sitcom Superstore paints a hilarious picture of what retail workers experience while on the job. In a clip posted on YouTube, one young man has come up with a solution for handling customer questions and concerns. While it may appear that he handles each question the same, there is most certainly a method to his system. His answers are well-thought-out and intended to keep customers happy while also making his day at work more pleasant. The video begins with a handful of customers approaching him to ask about particular products. Without fail, he has an answer for all of them, which seems to alleviate customers concerns. Later in the clip, hes asked about his answer by a fellow employee, and he explains why he answers the way he does. Yeah, I just do that so they stop bothering me as soon as possible, he said. Its also kind of fun. He goes into further detail, mentioning why he refuses to say he knows nothing about the products they are asking about. Because thats never enough, he added. They always have follow-up questions like, Would anyone else know? and Which one would you buy? and How do you not know? You work here. All the usual nonsense. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

These hilarious comments are ones to avoid making at a funeral. While they are downright hysterical, they would, without a doubt, get a lot of laughs; these statements should not be uttered at a funeral service. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear some phrases that would get you a lot of dirty, disappointed and shocked looks if you were to say these or anything similar to them at a funeral. Human beings are not perfect. In fact, as most people are already well aware, people are very far from anything even remotely resembling perfection. In all of history, there was only one perfect individual to have ever walked the earth and people killed Him. The fact of the matter is, we all have our flaws, failures and blemishes that come simply from being a human living in a sinful, fallen world. There is no getting around our shortcomings or areas where we fall short of the mark. Youve got them, and Ive got them as well. If anyone says they dont have places in life where they can improve, they are either lying to themselves or everyone around them. One of the ways people fall short of the mark is in our speech, and the often thoughtless and hurtful words that exit our mouths. Some people have a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Open mouth, insert foot is the best way to describe this type of situation. A clip posted on YouTube captures exactly what you do not want to say at a funeral. While what she says is hysterical and absolutely hilarious, you would probably do best not to repeat any the next time youre at a funeral. Daggum, Brenda, I always thought youd go first, she said. Aint this the same suit he got arrested in? she added. He would have loved this turnout, she said. He loved attention. These are only a couple of the truly hysterical comments she rattles off. Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouth, but only what is good for giving necessary teaching, and for grace to those who give ear.

This comedians first shift as a garbage man will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Charlie Berens, tried his hand as a sanitation worker, picking up trash for the city of Milwaukee, but things did not go well. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see why Charlies time as a sanitation worker will likely be quite short. Starting a new job is both an exciting and anxiety-filled situation. Everyone wants to get off on the right foot, impressing their new co-workers with their skill and knowledge, hoping to show others why they were hired. Also, there is a pretty significant fear that we wont impress others, and that they may even question how we managed to get the position. Of course, there are things we can do to make sure things get off on the right foot. For starters, showing up to work on time is simple, but it shows that we respect the job and everyone elses time. No one wants to work with someone who is chronically late. Also, adhering to the rules and workplace etiquette will go a long way toward earning others respect. However, those are just two of the many things Charlie had difficulty with during his first shift as a garbage man. Luckily, Charlies time as a Milwaukee sanitation worker was caught on camera, and that skit was posted on YouTube. Moments into his first shift, Charlie was already a major disappointment as a garbage man. So, Charlie showed up 15 minutes late and spent the next half hour apologizing for it, Derek, an actual garbage man, said. Yeah, I got a touch of the Catholic guilt, Charlie said. My motto is Say sorry first, figure out why later. From that point forward, things went from bad to worse for Charlie. He was told that anything in the trash cans had to be thrown away, but he kept finding things that he wanted to take home. By the end of his shift, he had a nice little collection of items. Hey, whats one mans trash is another mans treasure, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A teacher included some hilarious and relatable email sign-offs in his sent messages. Its likely that, to many educators and those who work in other fields, they will completely understand where he is coming from. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how the teacher chose to end his emails. Where would we be without the ability to communicate? Wed be in a very different place, thats for sure. Relationships, and really, everything else, would be much more challenging, if not impossible, without some way to talk to each other. Likely, wed probably all be sitting around staring at one another, trying to figure out somehow to express our thoughts and feelings. Thankfully, we do have the ability and the means to express ourselves. In fact, we have seemingly endless ways to tell and show someone how we feel at any given moment. Technological advancements have made instant communication possible and something we take for granted. We can send text messages, and if someone does not respond within a couple of minutes, we get a little agitated. But thats one of the many forms of communication people use on a daily basis. A clip posted on YouTube captures a teacher using another form of communication to get his point across. At the end of each email, the teacher writes, he comes up with a unique email sign-off that accurately expresses what hes feeling and thinking at the moment. Most of them mention how exasperated and overwhelmed he is at the time. He types up several truly hilarious ones, with some of the best ones being crying in my car, fighting the good fight, sent with 47 tabs open and with stress and concern. Which ones were your favorite and had you laughing out loud? Of course, these dont just apply to teachers, but to everyone, as we can all relate to the state of mind and situations that might lead someone to write those statements. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.