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Anjelah Johnson-Reyes reaction to a massive spider is hilarious. The popular comedian had an understandable and hysterical response when she spotted a huge arachnid. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear how Anjelah reacted when she came across the spider in her house. It goes without saying that everyone has something they are afraid of, even if they refuse to admit it. While we may not like it, those fears, whatever they may be, are simply a part of being a human. So, it would make no sense for someone to claim not to be afraid of anything. I mean, no one even slightly believes the person who says this. Sure, fear keeps us from doing and experiencing certain things in life, but they also keep us safe in many situations. For instance, the fight-or-flight response is very real and likely one weve experienced many times before. Anyone who doesnt immediately run in the opposite direction when coming across a rattlesnake or something similar leaves themselves open to suffering a pretty horrific injury. We react without even thinking. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah shared how she came across a rather frightening scene in her home. She spotted a large spider and, for some reason, didnt immediately run in the opposite direction (like I would have), but stayed to investigate the situation. There was a spider in my shower, she said. Now, this spider was so big, I thought I was interrupting him. Even though most people would have attempted to get rid of the spider by quickly smashing it, Anjelah could not bring herself to do that in this instance. If I ever have to kill a spider that big, I am morally conflicted, she added. Because at that point, thats a pet. Put a collar on that thing, thats Bubba. Bubba had plans that day. He was just getting started. Hes in the shower. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mary tried to bathe Jesus, and the results are hilarious. The earthy mother of Jesus Christ attempted to give her son a bath, but things did not go well, to say the least. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how and why things went sideways rather quickly. Jesus Christ is the Savior of the world. As Jesus says in the New Testament, no one comes to the Father except through Him. Of course, He was sent to Earth, eventually taking our place on the cross, dying on our behalf, becoming the ultimate sacrifice for your sins and mine. Because of His death and resurrection, we can be forgiven and experience eternal life. However, likely many people forget that Jesus, while being Gods Son, was also fully human. He knows what it means to be sad, hungry, in pain, happy, excited, lonely and everything else that a human being might feel and experience. He went through everything a typical human being might. He even had earthly parents whom he had to submit to and listen to as a child. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman shows how the process of Mary attempting to give Jesus a bath as a child might have gone. Yes, Jesus, being a human, would have needed to bathe just like you and me. However, He was also Gods Son, so that probably complicated things just a tad. Ok, Jesus, its bath time, the woman, playing Mary, says in the video. In the water. Cmon, lets go. Jesus, stop parting the water, and sit down. I need the water to touch you. Thats the aim of a bath. Can you stop calming the water, please? she adds. This is a bathtub with a jacuzzi feature. This is not the Sea of Galilee. Jesus, stop walking on the water, she says. Sit down. These are only a few of the handful of hilarious comments she makes throughout the short video. Philippians 2:7 But he made himself as nothing, taking the form of a servant, being made like men;

There is a big and pretty hilarious difference between elementary and high school teachers. The kind of person who would succeed in educating youngsters in elementary school is worlds apart from the individual who would excel in teaching high schoolers, in both temperament and teaching style. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how these kinds of teachers, these people, are dramatically different from each other. Teaching is an incredibly important profession. Sadly, though, despite its importance, teaching often gets overlooked, overshadowed by other careers that get more attention. Also, for one reason or another, those in elected office will denigrate teachers and the teaching profession as a whole. Despite these unfortunate trends, teachers are still vital. Those men and women in the classroom touch and impact the lives of young people every day. They are literally molding and shaping tomorrows generation with their every lesson, word and action. Students, even those who may not appear to be, are listening and paying attention. They are watching that educators actions and listening to their words, which could have a monumental impact on that students life. However, not every person is equipped to teach every grade. It takes one kind of person to reach small children, and another to educate teenagers. A clip posted on YouTube makes this abundantly clear, and the woman in the video also seems to favor one group of students over another. I let you come to your own conclusion as to which one she might prefer. In nearly every scenario, the woman is overly excited and energetic when addressing the elementary students, but when she is talking to the high school students, that energy and excitement are, well, lacking. Alright, I hope youre ready because starting tomorrow, we are going to have a Thanksgiving wonderland in, the woman tells her elementary students. You think Im coming in here on the weekends to put turkeys on the wall or something? she asked her high school students. I changed the calendar. That is just one of the handful of hilarious examples of how teaching elementary and high school students is not exactly the same. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

Michael Jr. shared the one joke that hed like to tell Jesus when he gets to heaven, and its hilarious. The popular comedian will have you cracking up with the joke he is looking forward to telling Jesus Christ. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the joke that will have you rolling with laughter. Understandably, being funny is a requirement to being a stand-up comedian. That shouldnt be much of a surprise, right? Its essentially the entire job description for a stand-up comic. I mean, a comics purpose is to entertain their audience by telling jokes, and by doing that, hopefully, the people looking on laugh, at least a little bit, anyway. While being funny is incredibly important and absolutely crucial to a comics success, it also helps to understand comedic timing, but even more than that, a stand-up comic who is quick on their feet will be much more successful than one who is not. Comedians must be able to respond instantly with much wit and humor, coming up with hilarity right off the top of their heads. Michael has shown time and again how good he is on his feet, coming up with hysterical jokes and witty responses on the spot. In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael responded to an audience members unexpected, but incredibly interesting question in a way that had the entire audience rolling with laughter. Whats the first joke youre going to tell Jesus when you get to heaven? the woman asked Michael. Thats good, thats good, he said. So, what Ill probably, heres what Ill probably say to Him, Hey, ah, You already know that one, dont You? While his answer to that question is laugh-out-loud funny, what he says after the woman tells him that she is a full-time stay-at-home mom in the opening moments of the clip is equally as funny. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

The advice she shares is as funny as it is brilliant. Her statements and sayings will have you thinking, contemplating life and laughing out loud. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the witty, clever and thought-provoking wisdom she freely dispenses. Sadly, life is often an experience that leaves people bewildered, confused and hurt. Its rarely, if ever, fair and anyone who says otherwise is simply nave and only fooling themselves. But as we all know, life has a way of humbling people and making them re-examine their stance on the whole 'life is fair' thing. There are many situations and circumstances in which the next step, the following move, is unclear, or where the path forward is at least muddled and a tad blurry. Navigating through this or that, or knowing how to proceed through and handle a particular predicament, can be overwhelming, causing even the most mentally tough and fit person to break. In those troubling, confusing instances, its always a good idea to seek advice and the wise counsel of someone who has been there and done that. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman shared some truly hilarious sayings. But in addition to being laugh-out-loud funny, many of them are also words of wisdom that one might be wise to think on and consider. Sometimes the best thing you can do is hush, the woman said. Quit asking God to remove stress when you keep inviting it over for supper, she added. Some lessons cost peace, money and sanity, she said. Learn them the first time. These are only a few of the funny but wise sayings she shared in this short clip. Some of these may be ones youre familiar with and others might be completely new to you, but regardless, they all express something helpful and sage advice that would do all of us good to remember and apply. James 1:5 But if any man among you is without wisdom, let him make his request to God, who gives freely to all without an unkind word, and it will be given to him.

How one orders a pizza has changed a lot since the 90s, and youll be cracking up. The process of requesting a delicious pizza pie has undergone a dramatic shift over the last couple of decades, that is for sure. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much things have changed when doing something as simple and mundane as a pizza. Technology is constantly undergoing changes. Nearly every single day, your iPhone alerts you about an update for this or that app. Or its Apple telling you there's a software update available for your phone and Mac. That familiar message continues by stating that your devices will be updated at night, or you can install those updates now if youd like. Those advancements are just what happens from one day to the next. Think about how much things have changed over the last 10, 20 and even 30 years. iPhones, iPads, tablets and gaming devices like the Nintendo Switch werent a thing 20 years ago. Yes, as crazy as it sounds, people once used a phone connected to the wall to talk to someone on the other end. Sounds absurd, almost prehistoric, doesnt it? Well, as it turns out, technological advancements dont always mean improvements. In fact, sometimes they make simple things much more difficult, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously points out. The video begins with a woman sporting a questionable haircut flipping through a phone book until she lands on the correct number. She then places a call, talks to an actual human being, and places her order. She figures out the exact amount, mentions she wants her pizza delivered and gives less-than-specific directions to her house. Flash forward to someone trying to place a pizza order on an app today, and her efforts are obstructed at every step. She quickly becomes frustrated, clearly showing that not all technological advancements are created equal. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A father wasnt ready for his childs unexpectedly funny knock-knock joke. He was truly blown away by the joke from the young man and didnt really know how to respond. Watch the short, hilarious clip to hear the childs joke and the father's response when he heard the punchline. Laughter and smiles are two things that we will never have enough of in this lost, fallen and broken world. What person wouldnt want more reasons to laugh and smile throughout the day? Can you even imagine someone who wouldnt want more of either? I dont know about you, but that is the type of person I would try to avoid at all costs. Now, one way to add some much-needed laughter is through jokes. Some people even make it their entire lifes work to travel around the joke and entertain audiences with their jokes. While jokes come in many shapes and forms, arguably the most common and recognizable joke is the knock-knock joke. Its a favorite of many, and typically, the punchline is a corny, eye-rolling dad joke thats either a pun or a play on words. However, while knock-knock jokes are usually pretty predictable, that is not always the case. A clip posted on YouTube shows a father recalling a knock-knock joke his son told him. As most people would have in that situation, the father wasnt expecting much when he heard the setup, but when he heard the punchline, he was referring to it as the best knock-knock joke ever told. The dad says that he was doing household chores when his 6-year-old came up to him and said that familiar, recognizable punchline. But when he answered, Whos there? there was no answer. Intrigued and determined to hear the punchline, the father followed his son around the house, desperately wanting a conclusion to the joke. When he finally heard it, he was completely blown away. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Her family Christmas gathering is hilarious and way too relatable. She is doing precisely what many other people do during a family get-together at Christmastime: struggle to stay calm, cool and collected. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how the family Christmas gathering tests her patience and resolve. Christmas is a wonderful time of year, and arguably the best part of the entire calendar. Its the season when family and friends get together to celebrate and recognize the birth of Christ, enjoy a delicious, mouth-watering meal and exchange a gift or two. What is there not to love about Christmas? While the Christmas season is nearly universally agreed upon to be the best time of the entire year, its still not perfect. Given the incredible number of gatherings, parties and other events that populate the calendar that time of year, Christmas can be a particularly exhausting, chaotic and stressful time. There is so much to do and only so much time to get it all done, and when this happens, tempers can flare and blood pressure can rise. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman shows how women in the South handle the Christmas season. Hilariously, within a matter of seconds, she experiences a variety of emotions. One moment, shes thrilled and thankful; the next, shes upset and raising her voice, clearly indicating that shes less than pleased with the present circumstances. One could say that she resembles a chicken running around without its head. Oh, and on top of all the cooking and cleaning she has to do for the family Christmas gathering, there are still a crazy number of presents to wrap. How will she ever get it all done in time? I tell you what, were just going to pay to have it catered next year cause I aint doing this again, she says. Who hasnt been there and had that exact thought? I got so many presents to wrap, she adds. Im so unprepared. Isaiah 9:6 For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government has been placed in his hands; and he has been named Wise Guide, Strong God, Father Forever, Prince of Peace.

Jon Crist gave a hilarious lesson on how to pray before eating. The popular funnyman attempted to show someone the accepted and proper way to pray prior to enjoying a meal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how quickly Jons lesson goes off the rails in the most hilarious way possible. Reading and studying the Bible is an important and necessary thing for all Christians. Its an activity that should be a regular task, a habit that those who profess to follow Christ should be engaged in daily. How else do you learn more, become more educated and knowledgeable about a subject than by reading and studying? However, in addition to reading the Bible, the one and only thing more important than reading and getting into His word is prayer. Prayer, like reading the Bible, is an activity that those who call themselves Christians should do regularly. Now, prayer can take place anywhere and for any occasion, but without a doubt, one of the most popular times to pray is right before consuming a meal. Its an opportunity to praise and thank Him for providing the food that is about to be eaten. However, when it comes to praying before a meal, Christians do seem to have a protocol; certain words and phrases are said. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jon attempts to give a friend a quick lesson on how to pray before a meal and what she should and shouldn't say during her prayer. While he tries to be helpful, the lesson doesnt go very well, but at least there are a ton of laughs. While she has never prayed out loud before a meal, she doesnt want to mess it up and asks Jon for a few pointers. Youve never done it? he asked. Just talk to God like youre talking to your best friend. This probably wasnt the best advice, and she starts doing exactly as Jon instructed. As the lesson continues, Jon becomes increasingly critical and frustrated, ultimately stating, This is going to go poorly. Colossians 3:17 And whatever you do, in word or in act, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving praise to God the Father through him.

A husband mistakenly downed an energy drink in the middle of the night and soon regretted it. It didnt take long before he learned what he had consumed and felt the results of his unfortunate move. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear how he came to drink an energy drink in the middle of the night, what happened and how much he regretted ingesting it. Life is full of decisions and choices. One could probably make a very good argument that it is nothing more than a series of choices and their consequences. Ultimately, the choices we make good or bad determine the direction of our lives. If we want a certain thing to happen in our lives, it makes sense to make moves and decisions that lead to it coming to fruition. However, life rarely gives us all of the information. None of us can predict the future, so most of the time we have to make the best choice with the information available. That works in our favor at times, and at others, well, we wish things had turned out differently. But we live and learn, and will be better prepared the next time. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and father shared how he made an incredibly wrong decision in the middle of the night. He was incredibly thirsty, but instead of asking what a particular liquid was, he drank it without knowing that it was an energy drink. He will not make that mistake again. I chugged a Celsius at 2:31 in the morning, give or take 19 seconds, he said. Tell you what, now, its 7 a.m., I cleaned the house, and I went to the gym, and now, I dont even know what to do with myself. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

What would happen if your dad were a social media influencer? The results are absolutely hilarious, as this skit nails it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how things might play out if an older gentleman gained a massive following and started pushing products on them. Social media is a constant and ever-growing presence in society today. Avoiding popular social media platforms like TikTok, Instagram and Facebook is possible, but it would likely require some strategic planning. In fact, social media has become so pervasive that, sadly, being a social media influencer is now a full-time job for some. Of course, once social media accounts have amassed a big enough following, they start pushing products on their followers. Apparently, companies believe influencers have massive sway over their audience and can move them to buy. The influencer, after (hopefully) making it abundantly clear to their followers that they are being paid by this or that company, will then create content featuring products from that company. Now, influencers are by and large younger people, and more often than not, women. But what would it look like if a social media influencer were an older man? How would that play out? What would that look like? A hilarious clip posted on YouTube answers those questions for us. The skit begins with the man telling viewers, Today, were taking things out of boxes. One sentence in, and hes already committed his first error. Anyone familiar with these types of videos knows they are called unboxings. Hilariously, hes corrected on air. Things only get better from there as he attempts to demonstrate some of the products or mentions why he has them at all. The entire clip is one laugh after another as this social media influencer shows off some products from Kohls. I have to say, even with all his mistakes, I would be much more likely to follow an influencer like this. Who wouldnt? It would be absolutely hilarious. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Jonnie W.s take on misheard worship lyrics is comedy gold. The popular funnyman will have you rolling with laughter with his bit on church tunes with hard-to-decipher lyrics. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear which song had him confused and the lyrics he added in its place. Musicians are a special, talented group of people. They have been blessed by God with the ability to produce beautiful, pleasant sounds. Those are gifts that benefit everyone. I mean, who doesnt enjoy listening to music? Not liking or appreciating music is similar to not enjoying food. How is that possible? Anyway, when it comes to musicians, there are many different skills. Of course, singing and playing an instrument are the ones that immediately come to mind. However, before a singer, pianist, or guitarist can go on stage and perform, a song and its accompanying lyrics must first be written. Often, these lyrics are crystal clear, easily picked up by everyone who hears the tune. But there are other instances in which a songs lyrics are confusing and difficult to decipher. Weve all been there before and can likely name a handful of songs that we still arent sure about what they are saying. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie recalls a time when he was more than a little confused and lost about the lyrics of a worship song. Instead of being silent and not singing, he decided to add his own lyrics. And so, I was in a church about six months ago, and they were doing a brand-new song at the time, he said. And now I know how it goes. It goes, He is jealous for me, loves like a hurricane, I am a tree. But at the time, he didnt hear those lyrics. So, he created his own words to this unfamiliar song. But thats not what I heard, he added. And so, what I sang was, He is Muhammad Ali, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

This hilarious look at modern car ride entertainment hits home. Kids today need all kinds of devices and contraptions to keep them entertained during long car rides. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny and incredibly relatable clip to see how entertainment options during a car ride have changed considerably over the years. Most peoples attention span is similar to that of a gnat. They see one thing that grabs their attention, but that previously bright, shiny object fails to hold it for longer than a few minutes. After theyve grown bored and tired of that, they are onto the new thing. This pattern repeats itself over and over, and in many different areas of our lives. While we can all agree that, for the most part, people have a tiny, minute attention span, its much worse with children. Kids become obsessed and infatuated with this thing, and minutes later, they couldnt care less about it. All parents are well aware of their youngsters nonexistent attention span. So, what do most do? Give them screens to keep them busy and occupied, at least momentarily. A childs lack of anything resembling an attention span can become a problem, particularly during car rides. A clip posted on YouTube hilariously captures how a childs attention span and what they need to keep them entertained has drastically changed over the years. The short video opens with a shot of the insane number of screens and devices available to children today. But if that wasnt enough, hilariously, the man standing in for a child today comments that theres nothing to do, adding hes bored. The clip goes back to a child in the 90s and shows how a child kept themselves entertained during a car ride. A youngster keeps a close eye on raindrops on the window, watching them fall. What else were you supposed to do when all those devices and screens werent available? Needless to say, the two scenarios differ just a tad. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This mothers hilarious math homework remarks are too relatable. She had plenty of say while helping her youngster complete their math homework. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what this mom had to say while trying to provide assistance with homework. All parents are well acquainted with homework. There is no mother or father who has a burning desire to help a child with their schoolwork. Its an activity that no one, especially a parent, wants to do. But helping with homework is one of the many responsibilities and obligations that come with becoming a parent. Parents want their children to succeed and do their best, so begrudgingly helping with homework it is. Of course, one of the big reasons parents dread helping with homework is that schools have changed the way they teach certain subjects since they were kids. That is especially true when it comes to math. Is there any worse subject than math? Not at all. Now, add (pun intended) the fact that many schools teach kids to tackle problems in a much different way from when the mother or father was in school, and youve got a perfect recipe for a ton of frustration and a gigantic headache. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother shared some hysterical, witty sayings and responses as she tried to help her child complete their math homework. As could have been predicted, things go from bad to worse fairly quickly, and every parent can empathize with and completely relate to her situation. Oh, your teacher said, do it this way? the mother asked. Well, your teacher aint sitting at the table right now. Is she? Thats a question every parent has asked while trying to help with homework, math, or otherwise. Dont ask me what decomposing a number means, she said. That sounds illegal. Why are we telling a whole story about apples? she asked out of frustration. Just count them. These are only a few of the many hilarious and relatable comments she makes in the video. Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.

Grandma was not expecting this welcome home surprise. The elderly womans family welcomed her home in quite an unusual and hilarious way. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how this grandmother was welcomed home at the airport and who greeted her. Everyone loves going on trips, going out exploring new locales and destinations and simply just getting away from real life and all its concerns and worries, at least for a little bit. Doing so, of course, will do wonders for your physical and mental health. Thats a big reason most companies offer paid vacations to their employees. No matter how much we enjoy that vacation spot, its always nice to return home. Humans need routine and familiarity, and being home provides that. Also, it is, after all, where the heart is, as the popular saying goes. Home is where the people we love and care for most reside, and no one wants to be away from those individuals for an extended period. In a clip posted on YouTube, a grandmother was making her return home, coming back to the people she loves most. However, while she likely expected everyone to welcome her home with open arms, thats not exactly what happened. Instead, grandma was greeted with a sign held by two little ones, likely her grandchildren. But this was unlike any other signs that she had encountered. According to the sign held by the two children, they were welcoming grandma home from prison. Everyone, including the grandmother, who walked by the sign with the unexpected message, got quite the kick out of it. No one could conceal their laughter as they spotted the two adorable children there, welcoming home their grandmother after serving time in the joint. Hopefully, the grandmother learned her lesson and does not have to spend any more time in prison. But you never know, I guess. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes made a promise to her audience. The popular comedian surprisingly stated that she would do this for those who were in attendance at her show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the unexpected, laugh-out-loud commitment she made with her audience. All entertainers, whether they be musicians, magicians, ventriloquists or motivational speakers, want to perform in front of the biggest crowds possible. They want to wow and impress hordes of adoring fans while basking in the applause and adoration. Also, it doesnt hurt that the bigger the crowd, the more money the entertainer will ultimately make. While performing in front of thousands and selling out massive venues every night is the dream of every entertainer, only a handful ever reach that level. However, those who do manage to play in front of huge crowds of adoring fans are the most successful entertainers, the ones who make you feel as if youre the only one in the room. There could be thousands in an arena, but they still have the ability to make you feel as if they are singing or doing their tricks and illusions just for you. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah found a unique and hilarious way to personalize her act for every member of her audience. She promised them that she would treat them all just like her family. Listen, whether its your first time or your fifth time at my show, Im going to treat yall just like I treat my family, she said. I really will. This is an incredibly touching and very unexpected move on her part. But she isnt done, and it shows that not everything is as it first appears or sounds. Im going to start a group text with you in it, she added. Im going to start a second one with you. Then, Im going to talk about you in the wrong group text. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.