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A churchs chief financial officer broke down salvation costs in a hysterical skit. The CFO actually looked into the numbers and quantified how much the church spent saving people from eternal damnation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear how this number-cruncher came up with this insane statistic. How much is someones eternal, everlasting soul worth? Yes, thats a really odd and unexpected question. Someones soul is priceless, right? There is nothing more precious and important than the state of our soul. There is really no way to put a price on such a thing. However, we could and should be willing to spend any amount of money and do anything to keep someone from being in hell for eternity. Businesses and organizations are always looking to cut costs and keep expenses low while maintaining high profitability. While it might seem impossible to place a price on someones eternal salvation, it turns out that some churches have figured out a way to do it, or at least one is doing it anyway. A clip posted on YouTube shows that one church, specifically its CFO, has placed a price on salvation. In the hilarious skit from John Crist, the person from no business or organization, their number cruncher, ominously enters the room. He then starts laying down some hard financial truths, including the high cost the church incurs per salvation. Its something that no one ever wants to hear. You cant put a price on salvation, John and his fellow church employee say in unison. Actually, you can, the CFO responds. Our outreach and advertising program combined with our Sunday morning cost, the underwater film crew for the baptistry, our model show new salvation cost $22,457.31. But thats not all; the CFO continues to lay into the two church employees, noting that, compared to other churches in the area, this cost is extraordinarily high. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dustin Nickerson nailed Midwest weather in this hilarious bit. The popular funnyman must have spent a lot of time in the middle of the country, because he was spot-on about the weather in the Midwest. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Dustin hilariously discuss weather in the Midwest and how Midwesterners talk about it. The United States is a massive and diverse country. Not only is the country diverse in terms of the people who live here, but also in the weather that can hit the country on any given day. Due to the countrys large, expansive size, different regions can and do experience different weather patterns. When it comes to weather, there is something for everyone in the United States of America. If youre a fan of high humidity and sweltering temperatures, youll be right at home in the South. Like your weather on the colder side? Well, check out Alaska and the Pacific Northwest. But if you want unpredictable, bipolar weather that leaves you wondering what it will do from one moment to the next, well, the Midwest is where you belong. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin hilariously talks about the weather in the Midwest. What he says about the weather in the middle of the country is exactly how Midwesterners talk and feel about it. The way that you guys talk about weather here is crazy, he said. Youre like, Yeah, no, its Friday, 74, sunny, lovely. Heads up: FYI, it is going to snow tomorrow, though. Yep, be prepared. You might want to get your pipes ready. Full freeze coming. Dont worry, its not going to last. Its all going to be gone by Monday. Youre like, Oh, is it going to warm up? No, a tornados coming through. If you spend any significant amount of time in the Midwest, youll soon learn that Dustin is exactly right with his assessment of the weather and how locals talk about it. If youre in the Midwest and dont like the weather, just wait five minutes, and itll change. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This hilarious take on workplace meetings is painfully accurate. Youve likely felt and thought the exact same thing about meetings at one point or another. Watch the short but hysterical clip that perfectly captures how most people feel about meetings at the workplace. Communication, especially in the workplace, is essential. Its crucial to have everyone who is striving toward a common goal on the same page. Yes, technological advancements have given us many forms of communication email, instant messaging, text messages and phone calls. But all of those are somewhat impersonal and leave room for interpretation and miscommunication. Even with all the ways we communicate today, nothing beats in-person, face-to-face communication. Given the number of meetings, workplaces still understand the importance of this method of communication. However, the number of meetings held and scheduled can quickly become ridiculous. At some point, it starts to feel like people are scheduling meetings just to get together and gab for half an hour. How is anyone supposed to get any work done like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman hilariously demonstrates how the corporate world especially likes its meetings. Perhaps it makes people feel like they are doing something when they really arent? I dont know if thats the case, but maybe we should schedule a meeting to discuss it? The video shows the woman enduring one pointless meeting after another. Each one is more ridiculous and unnecessary than the one before it. She quickly grows weary of the endless meetings, leaving very little time to get any real work done. Hilariously, despite all the meetings that shes required to attend, the womans boss wants to know why she is struggling to complete her work on time. The next thing you know, companies will hold a meeting to discuss holding meetings. And Im guessing, sadly, there are already workplaces that do this. Proverbs 16:3 Put your works in the hands of the Lord, and your purposes will be made certain.

A comedian hilariously proves that Facebook is evil. The funnyman, Don McMillian, mathematically demonstrates that the popular social media platform is harmful to us and society as a whole. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Don solve a mathematical equation that proves Facebook is a platform that wed all be better off logging out of and ignoring. Technology is constantly improving and advancing. We are always looking for better and more efficient ways of doing this and that. The innovations and the speed at which those advancements occur are startling. Who would have thought 30, 40 years ago that we would reach the point where we can carry what is essentially an entire computer in our pockets? However, as with most things in life, the great and wondrous advances in technology also come with downsides. Without a doubt, one of the worst things to come along in the last two decades or so is social media. Sure, if used properly, they can be an excellent tool for communicating with one another and for disseminating uplifting and encouraging messages and items. But as well know, 99.9 percent of the time, they often arent used in such a manner. Thats not even mentioning the often nefarious and sinister objectives of the large corporations that own those platforms. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don uses math and comedy to show how evil Facebook is, and he will have you convinced you need to stop scrolling and log off immediately. If you prove something mathematically, you cant argue with it, he said. It is mathematically correct. This is what its got to be. You cant argue with a mathematical proof. Later in the clip, he shows that eventually, Facebook, after people post things that no one cares about, friends start dropping off and it becomes nothing but ads. Those ads, of course, are nothing but attempts to obtain more and more money, and we all know what is at the root of the love of money. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Gary Gulmans hilarious take on technology will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has one joke after another about the many recent mind-blowing technological advancements. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to the incredibly funny comedians bit on how technology has improved and how it has impacted society for the good and the bad. Technology is always improving and advancing, doing things that, at one point, would have been thought impossible. There isnt an area of our lives that hasnt been impacted by those many advancements. Yes, they have made our lives better in countless ways. From politics to medicine, and from how we communicate with one another to how we consume news and entertainment, every area of our lives has been improved. However, have there been any negative impacts because of technology? Of course, there have been. For one, people have come to rely on technology so much that when it's unavailable or stops working, we literally dont know what to do without it. Also, most people would rather send a text or an email than have an in-person, face-to-face conversation with another human being. What are we doing? In a clip posted on YouTube, Gary delivers a hilarious stand-up routine, highlighting the many advances across various areas and how some people have become rather soft and reliant on technology. Thats what we do, he said. We whine everything into perfection. The phone. My parents had a very different experience with the phone. They, this is good, they used to talk to people on it. And to me, my phone is this seldom-used app on my phone. Later in the clip, Gary added that there is proper cellphone etiquette when making calls. If someone doesnt follow it, he gets rather upset. And if you use it on me, oh, God, help you, he added. How dare you! I am furious when I get a phone call. You text me first to see if Im even taking phone calls today. Ill text you back with a window. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin had a hilarious encounter with a part-time Christian. The popular funnyman recalled a hysterical run-in with someone who professed to be a Christian, but whose actions told a completely different story. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear how Mikes interaction with a part-time Christian went. People can call themselves whatever they want, and a lot of times, as youve probably already learned, they do. But simply because somebody refers to themselves as this or that doesnt necessarily make it true. In fact, I would argue that anyone who has to tell others they are a certain thing is doing so because its not accurate. Not only are they trying to convince others, but they are also trying to fool themselves into believing it, too. Actions and attitudes speak much louder than words. How you treat and act toward someone is telling, and people are always watching to see whether your actions match what you profess to be true. So, if you call yourself a Christian, its probably a good idea to act like one, and not just on Sunday morning, but throughout the rest of the week. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike encountered someone from his church who clearly identified as a Christian. However, hilariously and sadly, Mike learned that this persons Christianity seemed more like a part-time thing. It was obviously a faade, meant to fool themselves and others. I called this woman from my church, he said. I didnt realize it at the time, but I found out that she was a part-time Christian. Yeah, and apparently, I called her on her day off. Mike said the woman answered the phone with an attitude and some rather colorful, profane language. As soon as Mike identified himself as someone who attended her church, her demeanor and language completely changed. If we call ourselves something, its a good idea to make sure our actions and attitudes match that title. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian gave his hilarious take on people who are so sure of themselves and so wrong. The funnyman Kirk Smith mentioned that he loves interacting with people who are extremely confident but clearly have no idea what they are talking about, given how very wrong they are about the subject. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedians bit about these mistakenly self-assured individuals. Lets be honest, there are situations in which all of us would be much better off simply keeping our mouths shut and not sharing our thoughts and opinions. Why? Well, much like that quote often credited to Mark Twain, Its better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. That seems like pretty simple, straightforward and easy-to-follow advice. But as many horribly misspelled and ill-informed posts on social media have proven, that is much easier said than done. Many people, for whatever reason, believe that because they have the ability to share their every thought and opinion on every subject imaginable, they should do so. Of course, they should not, but when has being wrong and badly misinformed ever stopped anyone before? In a clip posted on YouTube, Kirk mentioned that he thoroughly enjoys talking with someone who is overly confident about something they know nothing about. He likes to let them talk and during the conversation, they go on to prove their extreme lack of knowledge. I was telling one of my buddies, like, Oh, I do the cruise, and then I get off in Sweden, and fly home, he said. And he goes, Oh, cool, Sweden, the Alps. Bring me some chocolate. And if youre not laughing, thats Switzerland. Later in the clip, Kirk mentioned that he tried to correct his pals geographical error, but he wasn't having it. And so, I go, No, thats Switzerland. Different country, he recalled. He goes, No, its not. Same country. Two different names. Continue. Yeah, you know, like The Netherlands and Germany. Proverbs 12:1 A lover of training is a lover of knowledge; but a hater of teaching is like a best.

This funny breakdown of middle-child life is spot-on. In quick, rapid-fire succession, he mentions scenarios and situations that perfectly demonstrate how the middle child often gets treated growing up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what this woman says that will have you cracking up, and if youre a middle child, nodding in total agreement. Everyone has their fair share of struggles and problems growing up. Life is not always easy or even fair, in many cases. Those hoping and expecting a life free of problems or challenges will be severely disappointed. Most people quickly learn this lesson, often during childhood. Kids are not always the kindest people in the world. In fact, kids are often cruel to one another for seemingly no apparent reason other than they can be mean. But growing up can be even more difficult when youre a middle child. The middle child often gets overlooked. Sure, everyone remembers to include the oldest because they are the firstborn. The youngest child, the baby, is also considered in everything. But when it comes to the middle child, thats a completely different story. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman imagines hysterical scenarios in which the middle child is forgotten. Her imaginary situations, statements, and replies are so hilarious and feel so real that she herself must be a middle child. Ive been Hey, you my whole life, she says. I asked my momma where my baby teeth were, and she said, They aint still in your mouth? she added. They asked me to take the family picture, she said. I said, Aint I in it? They said, Oh, well, you can be. I introduced myself to my own mee-maw last Thanksgiving, she said. She said, Nice to meet you. If youre a middle child, hopefully her jokes dont bring up bad memories. Still, middle children often seem to get the short end of the stick. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A husband told his wife this, putting himself in a terrible situation. He began telling a story, and after the first couple of words, he immediately regretted it. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what this husband said that made him instantly wish he could take those words back and start all over. Marriage is complicated, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong, incredibly nave or isnt married. Its a relationship that requires constant, consistent effort and perseverance. Not every day in a marriage is going to be great. But if either party isnt willing to put in the work necessary, then that relationship is doomed to fail. Now, while its true that every marriage requires work, communication is also paramount. There is no way to have and maintain a relationship with someone without talking to them. When there is no communication, there is no relationship. It ceases to exist. However, communication is not always easy, especially in a marriage. Wires and messages can get crossed, and people can misunderstand one another, which will always lead to problems until they are sorted out. Also, the words someone says, particularly in a marriage, need to be taken into account. Most husbands have a way of saying things that gets them in trouble. Its at that point that a wife will ask their husband a question and regardless of what the husband says, its the wrong answer. That is exactly what happened in a YouTube clip. In the video, a husband starts recalling a trip to the gym. While at the gym, the husband states that he spotted a woman who looked exactly like his wife. It was at that point that his wife pounced, asking him a single question that cornered him. There was no right way for him to answer her question, and he knew it. Whatever he said would be incorrect. Every husband has been in a similar situation. Whatever he says is wrong and is going to end with him sleeping on the couch. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Mike Goodwin shared his sons hysterical reaction to animals. The funnyman mentioned that his youngster has a particular and rather strange way of responding whenever he spots a member of the wildlife community. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Mikes son does when an animal crosses his line of vision. As every parent knows, children love animals. Of course, those little ones have a favorite animal or five that they insist on telling you about constantly, but, for the most part, they love all animals. I mean, who doesnt love animals, right? How could you not? They are some of the cutest things on this planet. However, children have a deep appreciation for animals that is, without a doubt, much deeper than that of most adults. In fact, one could easily say that children adore those cute, four-legged, furry critters. Its almost guaranteed that if you have a pet and a young child, the child will be drawn to that creature. Those two will soon become inseparable, spending nearly every moment with one another. Some children, though, express their excitement about seeing animals and their love of animals in different, much louder ways. In a YouTube clip, Mike shared the unusual and hysterical way his son reacts whenever he spots an animal. He would say animal as if he worked at Moes Southwest Grill, Mike said. Thats how my son would say. Whenever we see an animal, this is exactly what my son would do: Daddy, animoe! Animoe, daddy! But that isnt all Mikes son would do when he saw an animal. The comedian mentions that his little one made these familiar noises to accompany his finding. And he must have learned Old McDonald at school because every time he said the name of the animal, he would have to make the noise that the animal makes. So, we were just walking through the neighborhood one day, my son had an outburst. Animoe! Animoe, daddy, dog (starts barking)! Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Carol Burnett went to hilarious lengths to keep a small, cute secret. The comedic legend did what she had to hide someone in her house in this hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Carol did to keep a dog hidden from her husband. Everyone loves dogs. How could they not? Even people who might not consider themselves big animal people are likely to still have a soft spot in their hearts for those cute, furry, four-legged critters. They are, after all, called mans best friend for a reason. As everyone can agree, dogs, and animals in general, make life a better, fuller and richer experience. Simply put: Everything is significantly improved whenever theres an animal around. Who could possibly argue against otherwise? While this is undoubtedly true, there are reasons why having a dog is not always possible. Perhaps, those reasons are financial, medical or something else entirely. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol has brought home a pup who is in desperate need of medical attention, and the animal is one of the cutest little things youve ever seen. She is determined to nurse the little guy back to health. However, her kind and philanthropic plan is about to hit a significant barrier. Carols husband is terribly allergic to mans best friend. How is this ever going to work? This could never work, right? Carols husband begins repeatedly and forcefully sneezing even before he enters the house. But she is going to do what she can to hide the animal from her better half for as long as possible, and she goes to some pretty hysterical and absurd lengths to do so. At one point, which is arguably the funniest part of the entire skit, Carol becomes a vets patient, responding to the animal physicians every call and command. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

There is a hilarious and expensive reality that comes when buying anything at the airport. Getting ready to shell out some cash if you forget to pack anything ahead of your flight. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip that reminds travelers of this painful truth: everything at the airport is exceptionally overpriced. For many people, flying is not an enjoyable experience. When it comes to all the Transportation Security Administrations rules and regulations and the inefficiency that plagues nearly every single airline, flying is essentially one big headache. But what else are you going to do? Unfortunately, flying is typically the best and sometimes the only option to get from Point A to Point B. However, there is one more thing that makes air travel even worse. Its the fact that everything, and I do mean everything, is incredibly overpriced. When heading to the airport, lets not forget that your wallet will take a substantial hit if you suddenly realize you didnt pack this or that item. There is really no price gouging quite like that which is on display at our nations many airports. The only other kind that might come close is at the gas pump. In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple goes through an airport, picks up several items and comments on them, making sure to mention the price of each one. They do so with a smile on their face, but its clear they, just like you and I listening, are completely flabbergasted by how much the airport is charging for a bottle of water or a cup of coffee. Im going to grab us some waters, theyre only $10 bucks each, the man says. But they have like three full sips in here. I forgot to have a coffee at home, the woman adds. Should I grab one here for $15 bucks? Those are only two of the many examples of the over-the-top, extremely over-priced items each mentions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent can relate to this moms struggle to get answers from her child. She asked her little one a series of simple, straightforward questions, but the answers were a bit lacking. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear what this mother asked her child and the less-than-helpful answers she received. Children are not the best at making conversation. To carry on a conversation, there has to be give-and-take between the two parties. Typically, that means one person asks a question, and the other responds, elaborating and providing further information in order to fully answer the question. This process will repeat itself over the course of a conversation. Without both parties participating in this exchange, the conversation will eventually fizzle out. The person asking the questions will soon grow frustrated by the lack of answers and likely walk away, probably in a huff, wondering why they even tried to strike up a conversation with that person in the first place. Weve all been there, when someone is, for whatever reason, impossible to talk to, and its no fun. Parents are well aware of this, and this process is demonstrated in a hilarious clip posted on YouTube. A mom asks her toddler simple questions, and her child refuses to play along, giving her non-answers every single time. The woman, who plays both roles in the clip, asks her child what they would like to eat for lunch. That seems like an easy question, and she even provides two options. As you may have guessed, the child doesnt pick one of them; instead, they give an answer that likely no one saw coming. Hey, buddy, what do you want for lunch? she asks the toddler. A quesadilla or mac and cheese? Row, row, row your boat, the child responds. She asks again and gets a similar but different answer. This isnt the only question that receives insane, nonsensical responses. The child does not answer a single question sufficiently. But, as all parents know, this is to be expected from the little ones. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This woman hilariously shows what happens when a new neighbor in the South has lots of questions. She hysterically shows that, yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what questions not to ask if you were to ever move to a small town in the South. Every part of the country has its own culture, its own way of doing things and living. Accents vary from region to region, and we may not even have different names for common, everyday items. Thats in no way unusual; that is incredibly normal. However, as with everything else thats new, there is an adjustment period. There is a learning curve. I mean, whenever you start a new job, you dont pick up everything on the first day, right? Thats often an overwhelming experience with all of this new stuff thrown at you at once. So, it would be nice if people gave you a little bit of grace and had some patience. But there are just some instances in which it is not possible, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously shows. Particularly when people move to the South and have many questions about the culture and way of life, its best to keep most of those questions to yourself. She asked if the cows were just for aesthetic, the woman said. I said, No, maam, theyre dinner. By far, the funniest one mentioned in the short clip is how offended and flabbergasted she was by what her new neighbor called a familiar beverage. She said, Pop instead of Coke, the woman recalled. I needed a minute. They dont own a single LSU shirt, she said. Apparently, that one is an especially egregious error in the South. Im guessing it would be almost considered a sin not to have an LSU shirt when living in Louisiana. Romans 12:2 And let not your behavior be like that of this world, but be changed and made new in mind, so that by experience you may have knowledge of the good and pleasing and complete purpose of God.

This wifes premium air tire prank on her husband is comedy gold. Her joke on her better half will have you laughing until tears are rolling down your face. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her premium air joke and her husbands hilarious, over-the-top response. Vehicles are one of the most expensive things anyone will ever purchase. Besides a house, they are the most expensive purchase. Anyone who has ever paid off a vehicle understands and knows the unbelievable feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment. That vehicle is finally yours, and that money that was going out every month gets to stay in your pocket. What could be better than that! Because they are so expensive and so needed for getting us from Point A to Point B, vehicle maintenance is a must. Of course, that means scheduling regular oil changes and making sure any other problem that might come up is checked out and fixed. Neglecting or failing to do so will eventually result in massive repair bills. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman recently had her vehicle in the shop and was on the phone updating her husband on how things went. She told him everything went as expected, and everything with the car looked good. However, things soon took an unexpected and hilarious turn when she told him something unusual about the car. Hey, babe, I just finished with the car shop, she said. And I got my oil changed, and I, you didnt tell me they were running a sale on air for my tires. Understandably, her husband was confused by her comment about a special on air. She then added that she got ties filled with premium air. He gets more than a little concerned and upset that she supposedly spent so much money on something called premium air. She says all of this while laughing hysterically at his response. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One moms hilarious responses in a parent-teacher conference have everyone laughing. Based on her answers, this mother clearly knows her child and has an explanation ready for all of the students less-than-ideal behaviors. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the mothers responses and the reasons as to why her child does this and that. Parent-teacher conferences were always stressful as a youngster. It didnt matter if you were an angel in the classroom and would never even think about stepping out of line; you were always deeply concerned about what the teacher would tell your parents. Perhaps you saw yourself as the ideal student, but your teacher had a different perspective. You would simply sit and wait until your mother returned home after the meeting with your teacher. Did she receive a good report, and would she be in a good mood as a result? Or would you feel her wrath because she had gotten a less-than-stellar report of your activities in the classroom? Only time would tell, but you would be on edge until that moment of truth. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother doesnt exactly receive a sterling report from her childs teacher, and she seemed to have had an idea of what was coming. She even mentioned as much before the teacher launched into her laundry list of grievances and complaints. Before you even start, I already know hes bad, the mother said. You aint telling me nothing new. For every one of the childs unfortunate behaviors, the mother had a reason, an explanation for the youngsters actions and words. If he told yall the clouds aint real, and theyre covering something up, he got that from his papaw, she added. He told the class he didnt have to learn this cause hes going to be rich? she asked. Oh, thats his daddy talking. These two are only of the many hilarious explanations the mother gives her sons teacher for his odd behavior and strange statements. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.