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Dustin Nickerson nailed Midwest weather in this hilarious bit. The popular funnyman must have spent a lot of time in the middle of the country, because he was spot-on about the weather in the Midwest. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Dustin hilariously discuss weather in the Midwest and how Midwesterners talk about it. The United States is a massive and diverse country. Not only is the country diverse in terms of the people who live here, but also in the weather that can hit the country on any given day. Due to the countrys large, expansive size, different regions can and do experience different weather patterns. When it comes to weather, there is something for everyone in the United States of America. If youre a fan of high humidity and sweltering temperatures, youll be right at home in the South. Like your weather on the colder side? Well, check out Alaska and the Pacific Northwest. But if you want unpredictable, bipolar weather that leaves you wondering what it will do from one moment to the next, well, the Midwest is where you belong. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin hilariously talks about the weather in the Midwest. What he says about the weather in the middle of the country is exactly how Midwesterners talk and feel about it. The way that you guys talk about weather here is crazy, he said. Youre like, Yeah, no, its Friday, 74, sunny, lovely. Heads up: FYI, it is going to snow tomorrow, though. Yep, be prepared. You might want to get your pipes ready. Full freeze coming. Dont worry, its not going to last. Its all going to be gone by Monday. Youre like, Oh, is it going to warm up? No, a tornados coming through. If you spend any significant amount of time in the Midwest, youll soon learn that Dustin is exactly right with his assessment of the weather and how locals talk about it. If youre in the Midwest and dont like the weather, just wait five minutes, and itll change. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A husband told his wife this, putting himself in a terrible situation. He began telling a story, and after the first couple of words, he immediately regretted it. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what this husband said that made him instantly wish he could take those words back and start all over. Marriage is complicated, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong, incredibly nave or isnt married. Its a relationship that requires constant, consistent effort and perseverance. Not every day in a marriage is going to be great. But if either party isnt willing to put in the work necessary, then that relationship is doomed to fail. Now, while its true that every marriage requires work, communication is also paramount. There is no way to have and maintain a relationship with someone without talking to them. When there is no communication, there is no relationship. It ceases to exist. However, communication is not always easy, especially in a marriage. Wires and messages can get crossed, and people can misunderstand one another, which will always lead to problems until they are sorted out. Also, the words someone says, particularly in a marriage, need to be taken into account. Most husbands have a way of saying things that gets them in trouble. Its at that point that a wife will ask their husband a question and regardless of what the husband says, its the wrong answer. That is exactly what happened in a YouTube clip. In the video, a husband starts recalling a trip to the gym. While at the gym, the husband states that he spotted a woman who looked exactly like his wife. It was at that point that his wife pounced, asking him a single question that cornered him. There was no right way for him to answer her question, and he knew it. Whatever he said would be incorrect. Every husband has been in a similar situation. Whatever he says is wrong and is going to end with him sleeping on the couch. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Tim Hawkins mom is concerned about him, and its hysterical. She has one very important question for him that she needs answered immediately. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear this all-important question and why she is so overly concerned. Theres nothing like being a parent. Every parent will agree that there is no experience like watching that child learn, grow and explore a whole new world. But there is more that happens after becoming a parent. After that little one makes their arrival into the world, everything instantly changes. Things that were important become much less so, and things you never imagined start becoming regular thoughts and fears now. As every parent knows, these fears and worries do not really ever subside. Moms and Dads, regardless of their youngsters age, will always want the best for them. They will always wonder whether they are safe and happy, wanting no harm to befall them. But, of course, with the world being the way it is, that is not really possible. However, that does little to keep a parent from worrying about their child. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim mentioned that his mother is still concerned about him. Some might even say overly so, but you cannot really blame her; that is what being a parent is all about. Even when that child grows up and moves out, a parent does not simply cease worrying. To this day, all she cares about is if I have eaten, Tim said. Thats all she cares about. Have you eaten? Have you eaten, son? You look terrible. You look like a freak. You look terrible. You need to get something to eat. No matter how much he may push back and try to convince her that hes fine and has been eating plenty, nothing works. She continues to ask him whether hes eating and tries to get him to eat more. Mothers will be mothers, right? Proverbs 6:20 My son, keep the rule of your father, and have in memory the teaching of your mother.

You wont believe the hilarious careers these kids think their parents have. The youngsters are more than a little wrong when asked what their parents do for work. Watch the short to hear what the children say their parents do for work and then what their moms and dads actually do. Children are some of the most honest and straightforward people in the world. Seriously, if you want an opinion on any subject, ask a child; they will be more than happy to help. However, as you already know, what they say may not be what you want to hear. So, just be careful, your feelings and ego could be slightly damaged in the process. Another truly funny thing about most children is how earnest and sincere they can be about something, especially when they have no idea what they are talking about. To be fair, this doesnt just apply to children, and if you dont believe me, look at social media. Those platforms are filled with people posting their misinformed and misguided thoughts about every subject imaginable. However, its funny when children do it, and not nearly as sad and disappointing when its from full-grown adults. A clip posted on YouTube captures several children as they are asked what their parents do for work. Their answers are absolutely hilarious on their own, but they're even better when their parents give the correct answer. Most of the children are way, way off, but each one of them truly believes that they are right, and thats what their mothers and fathers get paid to do. It has to be that they picked up on one or two things that were said about their parents jobs and have convinced themselves thats what they do. However, not all of the children in the video are entirely off base. Some of them do answer correctly. But for the majority, its clear they are completely clueless about their parents professions. Colossians 3:23 Whatever you do, do it readily, as to the Lord and not to men;

Being a mom of two is hilariously different from what she imagined. She had these ideas about what having two children would be like; the only problem was that they didnt match reality. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what she thought motherhood would be like, just how wrong she was, and what life is really like with two kids. Children are a gift from the Lord above, and they should be treated as such. Being a parent is, without question, the greatest blessing anyone can receive on this earth. Can or would anyone ever argue otherwise? There is nothing quite like being a parent and watching your little one grow, learn and explore. Sure, your life will change in every possible way after their arrival, but it will all be for the better. However, before those little ones make their much-anticipated arrival, every parent-in-waiting has ideas and visions of what they believe parenting a child or multiple children will be like. Rarely, if ever, do those visions sync up with reality. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman does exactly this. She has specific ideas of what it will be like when she has two children. The two children will get along fabulously, being kind and sharing everything with one another. Thats what she thought, or at least, hoped would happen when she became a mother of two. But she was very, very wrong. She probably couldnt have been more wrong. Instead, she is constantly being beckoned by her little ones. The older child wants nothing to do with the younger child. He wants to play in peace, but the younger child refuses to cooperate. I dont want to share any of my trucks, the older child tells the younger one. The most hilarious part of the entire clip is when the mother hears one of her children crying. As any responsible parent would, she immediately asks what happened. Hysterically, the older child gives her an honest and straightforward answer. I pushed her, one of the children responds. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Mike Goodwin got injured, and his self-diagnosis was a little off. The popular comedian got hurt doing something that hed been doing all his life. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike was doing when he suffered an injury and what he did next that didnt help the situation. Aging is something none of us can prevent. Despite what many beauty products and cosmetic procedures may promise, they do not stop or reverse aging. Time keeps marching forward, and you and I will keep getting older. Feel better about the aging process yet? As you may have already noticed, your body will fail and betray you as you get older. The stomach will not be as flat as it once was, and there will be a little less hair on top than before, and a whole host of other things will start to happen, like fading athleticism. Your body wont be able to run and jump as it used to when you were a kid. Youll have to move more cautiously and with more care. Unfortunately, Mike learned this lesson the hard way. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike tore his Achilles tendon while playing basketball. But, as he explained, he wasnt jumping or even running at the time of the injury. Instead, he was simply dribbling the ball when, he says, his Achilles was like, Alright man, Im going to talk to you a little bit later. However, Mike mentioned that after sustaining the injury, he did what a lot of people do when they hurt themselves: he turned to the internet. He logged onto a popular medical website and, after a few minutes, came up with a diagnosis that was more than a little wrong. I went home and got on the computer, and went to WebMD, he said. By the time Id finished, I had self-diagnosed myself with malaria. I had malaria in my leg. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

These hilarious comments are ones to avoid making at a funeral. While they are downright hysterical, they would, without a doubt, get a lot of laughs; these statements should not be uttered at a funeral service. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear some phrases that would get you a lot of dirty, disappointed and shocked looks if you were to say these or anything similar to them at a funeral. Human beings are not perfect. In fact, as most people are already well aware, people are very far from anything even remotely resembling perfection. In all of history, there was only one perfect individual to have ever walked the earth and people killed Him. The fact of the matter is, we all have our flaws, failures and blemishes that come simply from being a human living in a sinful, fallen world. There is no getting around our shortcomings or areas where we fall short of the mark. Youve got them, and Ive got them as well. If anyone says they dont have places in life where they can improve, they are either lying to themselves or everyone around them. One of the ways people fall short of the mark is in our speech, and the often thoughtless and hurtful words that exit our mouths. Some people have a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Open mouth, insert foot is the best way to describe this type of situation. A clip posted on YouTube captures exactly what you do not want to say at a funeral. While what she says is hysterical and absolutely hilarious, you would probably do best not to repeat any the next time youre at a funeral. Daggum, Brenda, I always thought youd go first, she said. Aint this the same suit he got arrested in? she added. He would have loved this turnout, she said. He loved attention. These are only a couple of the truly hysterical comments she rattles off. Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouth, but only what is good for giving necessary teaching, and for grace to those who give ear.

Mike Goodwin still remembers when he learned that he could make people laugh. The comedian recalled the exact moment that he discovered he had a gift for making others laugh and smile. Watch the short but heartwarming and funny clip to hear how and when Mike discovered he had been blessed with a gift for comedy. Life is entirely too serious. Far too many people are constantly carrying stress, worries and burdens. They are worried about this situation or that situation, if theyll be able to pay this or afford that. That is no way to live, but unfortunately, that is the reality for many. Shouldering all those burdens and being constantly under immense stress and worry will only damage not only your physical but also your mental health. Thats why whenever theres an opportunity to laugh, smile or inject a little humor into the day, take full advantage of it. Who doesnt love to laugh? We could all use more of it, thats for sure. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike shared with his audience the precise moment he realized he was funny and could make others smile. Mikes discovery was made during a somewhat tense situation while growing up. His parents, he shared, were arguing and bickering. He stated that this had become a common occurrence. So, while trying to figure out why they were always upset with one another, something occurred to him, and he said it immediately. While he does not remember exactly what he said, it made his mother laugh. He used humor to lighten the tension and make his mother feel a little better. From that point forward, Mike was always coming up with different sayings to make his mother laugh. And something clicked in my mind, Oh man, I have the ability to make my mother feel better by the funny things that I say, he said. And thats all I needed to hear, because I knew they were going to argue again, and I would have my time to shine. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins is getting older, and hilariously, he fears that he doesnt measure up. The popular comedian understands how much his ancestors accomplished, but thinks he might be lacking in some ways. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim discuss getting older and how his ancestors put him to shame. Getting older is an inevitability. Time constantly marches forward, not stopping for anyone or anything. With every passing second, minute and hour, you are a little bit older. Feel better now? Well, think about this: after reading this sentence, you are now older than when you started it. Despite whatever beauty products may state, there is no way to reverse the aging process, at least not yet. Oh, Im sure someone is probably working furiously on finding a solution, but Im also certain that it will fail. So, since we cannot do anything about getting older, why not do the only thing we can about it, and find the humor in aging? What else are you going to do about it? In a clip posted on YouTube, the always funny and insightful Tim Hawkins mentioned that, while he understands he is, like all of us, advancing in age. However, as a way to almost add insult to injury, Tim is also fully aware of what his family members before him accomplished. Hilariously, he fears that he may not meet the standard that they set. I compare myself to my ancestors, and Im just not measuring up, he said. My grandpa was a stud. He was a rancher. He was in the Navy. My dad was a world-class athlete. He has a masters degree. I have an app on my phone to remind me to drink water. Tims point is true. While technology allows us to do more than we previously imagined, it has made many of us reliant on it for even the most mundane, everyday activities. Proverbs 20:29 The glory of young men is their strength, and the honor of old men is their grey hairs.

Dustin Nickerson says this is when you are officially married. The popular comedian states that you will know your marriage has started when something like this finally happens. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear when, according to Dustin, two people are actually married. A wedding ceremony is a beautiful thing. Of course, its the lovely ritual in which two people stand at the altar, in front of their family and friends, and exchange vows. Both people promise to remain with the other regardless of what life may throw at them. The only thing that can or will separate them is death itself. The minister then pronounces them husband and wife and tells them to seal it with a kiss. The wedding day is one that couples will remember for the rest of their lives. However, all that pomp and circumstance that comes with the wedding day is not real life. No one wears a tux or a wedding dress or throws the bouquet over their shoulder Monday through Friday. Sure, those activities may be fun, but as anyone who is married knows, a marriage is what happens after the wedding day. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin said he and his wife were at a wedding, but they couldnt help laughing to themselves because they know what a real marriage is, and how those people exchanging vows have no idea what married life is yet. Thats no, thats not a marriage, he said. Thats not a marriage at all. Thats a wedding. Those are different things. A marriage is the next day when you get to the airport, and she goes, I forgot my passport. Now youre married. Thats, thats a marriage right there. Today, till death do us part. Tomorrow, Im going to Mexico alone. You had one job. I think anyone who is married will likely completely agree with Dustins statement and the point hes making. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Derrick Stroup hysterically explained how grocery shopping has changed. In the last decade or so, the popular comedian says grocery shopping has undergone a significant modification. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what has changed in the grocery store shopping experience. As Ive said many times before, shopping is one of the worst things in the world. There are no arguments to be made stating otherwise. Its an accepted fact, and nothing will change that in my mind, and Im guessing, in the minds of many other people, as well. Shopping is terrible, and no one looks forward to going to the store. But as bad as shopping is, it unfortunately gets worse. Shopping for groceries is the worst of the worst. Its the absolute pinnacle of horrible experiences when it comes to customers purchasing items. However, as awful as grocery shopping is, something about it, according to Derrick, has changed in the last 10 years. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick says he has been seeing a lot less of one thing while picking up groceries: children being spanked. I havent seen a kid get spanked in the grocery store in a decade, he said. No, thats where you used to watch some pretty good live whoopings go on. Youd just be pushing your cart through Brunos, cruising right along. Youd look down the aisle. Thered be a kid just getting wore out. Later in the clip, he mentions something that I remember seeing and hearing while growing up as well. I mean, back in the day, other parents would chime in, he added. Youd be getting spanked, and another parent would go, And thats why you listen to your mother. Youd be like, Who are you? Who are you? I dont even know you. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This comedian has a hysterical reason for believing he is a good husband. The funnyman, Shaun Johnson, is honest, stating that its not so much what he does that makes him a husband, but instead what he does not do. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Shauns wife should consider herself lucky for having married him. Marriage is one of the best things someone can do, as everyone who is married fully understands. However, as every married person also knows very well, is that no marriage is perfect. Two people in a marriage will clash over this or that, leading to heated disagreements and fights. No two people are the same, so their thoughts, opinions and feelings will not be the same on every subject. However, while disagreements and confrontation are rarely, if ever, enjoyable, they can be beneficial for the relationship. If they are handled in a way that addresses and solves the problem, they can be good. Those solutions will involve a fair amount of compromise from both parties each gives a little, while also getting a little. Thats a win-win, right? Well, in a clip posted on YouTube, Shaun explains that not every situation in a marriage has to result in a fight, especially when youre as good a husband as he is. Hilariously, he states that hes fully aware that its because of what he doesn't do more than what he does for his wife. Ill have you know, Im actually a pretty good husband, if I do say so myself, he said. And its not always the things I do. Sometimes its the things I dont do. And Ill just give one example. Ill just throw one example out, OK? Just the fact that I dont golf puts me miles ahead of so many of you guys. Later, he adds what he says when his wife asks him to do something. Every time my wifes bugged me, Im like, Yeah, but I dont golf, he said. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian imagined how lullabies sung by Arnold Schwarzenegger might sound. The funnyman, Hoss Ridgeway, will have you rolling with laughter with his bit about the Terminator performing popular childrens songs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how these beloved childrens songs would probably sound if they were ever sung by legendary action star, Arnold Schwarzenegger. There are many recognizable Hollywood actors and actresses. We know their face, understand weve seen them before, but arent sure where and dont remember their name. Thankfully, the IMDB app exists for situations just like this. A few quick taps on the phone and youre finally able to place the person on the TV screen, and can now rest easy. While there are a lot of actors and actresses, there are only a handful of movie stars. Of course, the difference between an actor and a movie star is that everyone is familiar with them and at least has passing familiarity with their body of work, even the most casual movie and television fan. One of those people who is, without question, a movie star is Arnold Schwarzenegger. But what if Arnold used his talents in a different area, in another form of entertainment? In a clip posted on YouTube, Hoss imagines what some popular childrens lullabies would sound like if Arnold were to sing them and how he might slightly augment them. The result is a bit that will have you laughing uncontrollably, as the comedian pulls off a scary-good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. But can you imagine if he sang to his children, what that wouldve been like? he asked. Hes like, Im going to sing to you. Old McDonald had a farm. Later in the clip, he tried a couple more lullabies as Arnold. London Bridge is falling downget to the chopper! he said, while impersonating the Terminator. The itsy-bitty spider went up the waterspout, he sang. Out came a sniper and took the spider out. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Michael Jr.s take on Jesus little brother, James, is comedy gold. What the popular comedian says about Jesus Christ's younger brother will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Michaels uproarious comments about what it must have been like being a sibling of Jesus. Children are blessings and gifts from the Lord above, each one of them, and they should be treated as such. As all parents know well, there is nothing like being a mother or a father. Its an experience that will forever change everything about you. Your thinking and entire way of looking at the world will be altered. However, while raising children, there is something parents must keep in mind. Every child is an individual, and not a replica or a duplicate of their siblings. We can all agree that, far too often, parents judge a child against their sibling. Why didnt you do this like so-and-so? Why arent you more like them? Thats a lot of pressure for any child, and its not fair and, if were being totally honest, downright wrong. But can you imagine the kind of pressure and judgment a sibling of Jesus would have faced from their parents and everyone else? In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael imagines what it must have been like to have been James, the young brother of Jesus. Jesus your big brother? Michael said. How many times do you have to hear, Why cant you be more like Jesus, James? Later in the clip, Michael wonders what might have happened when James attended a wedding, especially following Jesus first miracle mentioned in the Bible. Remember the wedding banquet? Michael asked the audience. Jesus turned water into wine, and everybody was amazed. But they dont tell you about the next banquet. Jesus left early, and they start running out of wine. Everybody looked at James. Its like, man, the last time this happened, your brother made some wine, dude. Youre just going to stand there with your sandals on? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A young comedian on Britains Got Talent will have you cracking up. The tiny funnyman has put together a routine that is both really hilarious and very cute. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the young man do a stand-up routine full of jokes that is sure to have you laughing for quite some time. Stand-up comedy has to be one of the toughest things in the world to do. Of course, its a solitary act in which one person stands on stage and tells jokes, desperately hoping the audience laughs. If the jokes dont land or the audience stays completely silent, there is no one else to blame but the person holding the microphone. If that sounds like a frightening situation, you would be entirely correct. Most people would never even think about walking on stage and giving stand-up comedy a try. However, there are still people looking to make a name for themselves in the rough and tumble world of stand-up comedy, even, as it turns out, children. In a clip posted on YouTube, 8-year-old Monty Morris took the Britains Got Talent stage and announced to the shows four judges and the studio audience that he is a stand-up comedian. After a quick back and forth with the judges, it was time for the young man to get into his act. As most comedians do, the little guy told jokes about his life, which, for most 8-year-olds, is primarily his mother, the playground and school. Not surprisingly, those are the subjects the tiny comedian talked about during his audition. However, what was surprising was how truly funny and entertaining the young man was, and how many laughs he got from both the judges and the audience. The confident little guy told one joke after another, getting a well-deserved round of applause from the audience and the judges. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

She hilariously thought she had this problem with her Jeep. The young woman was deeply concerned about her vehicle, believing this issue would cause her a lot of trouble. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she believed was wrong with her Jeep, and what she did after learning of the problem. For most people, having a vehicle is a necessity. So, it would only logically make sense that vehicle maintenance is a must for everyone, too. What other conclusion could anyone come to but that? Making sure your ride is in tip-top shape is part of being an adult. Its just one of those many obligations and responsibilities that we all know, but do not necessarily love. Now, because we rely on our vehicles to get us from Point A to Point B, discovering anything wrong with them is one of the worst things in the world. We immediately get that awful sinking feeling in our stomach, and we're thinking about how were going to survive until its fixed and also about how much the repair will cost. Hopefully, it doesnt drain our bank account too much. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman is told by a man behind the camera that she has an issue with her Jeep. He tells her that, unfortunately, her tires are upside down. I have bad news, he tells her. I drove your Jeep, and one of your tires is upside down. One of the tires is upside down! she says with absolute panic and dread on her face. The horror! Whatever will she do? Hopefully, you understand that this isn't actually a thing and that hes playing a joke on her. Instead of stopping to consider the absurdity of what he just told her, she runs outside and checks her tires. Sadly, she determines that the tire is, in fact, upside down. I dont know how you fix something like that, she states. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.