Comedians

Dustin Nickerson nailed Midwest weather in this hilarious bit. The popular funnyman must have spent a lot of time in the middle of the country, because he was spot-on about the weather in the Midwest. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Dustin hilariously discuss weather in the Midwest and how Midwesterners talk about it. The United States is a massive and diverse country. Not only is the country diverse in terms of the people who live here, but also in the weather that can hit the country on any given day. Due to the countrys large, expansive size, different regions can and do experience different weather patterns. When it comes to weather, there is something for everyone in the United States of America. If youre a fan of high humidity and sweltering temperatures, youll be right at home in the South. Like your weather on the colder side? Well, check out Alaska and the Pacific Northwest. But if you want unpredictable, bipolar weather that leaves you wondering what it will do from one moment to the next, well, the Midwest is where you belong. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin hilariously talks about the weather in the Midwest. What he says about the weather in the middle of the country is exactly how Midwesterners talk and feel about it. The way that you guys talk about weather here is crazy, he said. Youre like, Yeah, no, its Friday, 74, sunny, lovely. Heads up: FYI, it is going to snow tomorrow, though. Yep, be prepared. You might want to get your pipes ready. Full freeze coming. Dont worry, its not going to last. Its all going to be gone by Monday. Youre like, Oh, is it going to warm up? No, a tornados coming through. If you spend any significant amount of time in the Midwest, youll soon learn that Dustin is exactly right with his assessment of the weather and how locals talk about it. If youre in the Midwest and dont like the weather, just wait five minutes, and itll change. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously proves that Facebook is evil. The funnyman, Don McMillian, mathematically demonstrates that the popular social media platform is harmful to us and society as a whole. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Don solve a mathematical equation that proves Facebook is a platform that wed all be better off logging out of and ignoring. Technology is constantly improving and advancing. We are always looking for better and more efficient ways of doing this and that. The innovations and the speed at which those advancements occur are startling. Who would have thought 30, 40 years ago that we would reach the point where we can carry what is essentially an entire computer in our pockets? However, as with most things in life, the great and wondrous advances in technology also come with downsides. Without a doubt, one of the worst things to come along in the last two decades or so is social media. Sure, if used properly, they can be an excellent tool for communicating with one another and for disseminating uplifting and encouraging messages and items. But as well know, 99.9 percent of the time, they often arent used in such a manner. Thats not even mentioning the often nefarious and sinister objectives of the large corporations that own those platforms. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don uses math and comedy to show how evil Facebook is, and he will have you convinced you need to stop scrolling and log off immediately. If you prove something mathematically, you cant argue with it, he said. It is mathematically correct. This is what its got to be. You cant argue with a mathematical proof. Later in the clip, he shows that eventually, Facebook, after people post things that no one cares about, friends start dropping off and it becomes nothing but ads. Those ads, of course, are nothing but attempts to obtain more and more money, and we all know what is at the root of the love of money. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Gary Gulmans hilarious take on technology will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has one joke after another about the many recent mind-blowing technological advancements. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to the incredibly funny comedians bit on how technology has improved and how it has impacted society for the good and the bad. Technology is always improving and advancing, doing things that, at one point, would have been thought impossible. There isnt an area of our lives that hasnt been impacted by those many advancements. Yes, they have made our lives better in countless ways. From politics to medicine, and from how we communicate with one another to how we consume news and entertainment, every area of our lives has been improved. However, have there been any negative impacts because of technology? Of course, there have been. For one, people have come to rely on technology so much that when it's unavailable or stops working, we literally dont know what to do without it. Also, most people would rather send a text or an email than have an in-person, face-to-face conversation with another human being. What are we doing? In a clip posted on YouTube, Gary delivers a hilarious stand-up routine, highlighting the many advances across various areas and how some people have become rather soft and reliant on technology. Thats what we do, he said. We whine everything into perfection. The phone. My parents had a very different experience with the phone. They, this is good, they used to talk to people on it. And to me, my phone is this seldom-used app on my phone. Later in the clip, Gary added that there is proper cellphone etiquette when making calls. If someone doesnt follow it, he gets rather upset. And if you use it on me, oh, God, help you, he added. How dare you! I am furious when I get a phone call. You text me first to see if Im even taking phone calls today. Ill text you back with a window. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin had a hilarious encounter with a part-time Christian. The popular funnyman recalled a hysterical run-in with someone who professed to be a Christian, but whose actions told a completely different story. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear how Mikes interaction with a part-time Christian went. People can call themselves whatever they want, and a lot of times, as youve probably already learned, they do. But simply because somebody refers to themselves as this or that doesnt necessarily make it true. In fact, I would argue that anyone who has to tell others they are a certain thing is doing so because its not accurate. Not only are they trying to convince others, but they are also trying to fool themselves into believing it, too. Actions and attitudes speak much louder than words. How you treat and act toward someone is telling, and people are always watching to see whether your actions match what you profess to be true. So, if you call yourself a Christian, its probably a good idea to act like one, and not just on Sunday morning, but throughout the rest of the week. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike encountered someone from his church who clearly identified as a Christian. However, hilariously and sadly, Mike learned that this persons Christianity seemed more like a part-time thing. It was obviously a faade, meant to fool themselves and others. I called this woman from my church, he said. I didnt realize it at the time, but I found out that she was a part-time Christian. Yeah, and apparently, I called her on her day off. Mike said the woman answered the phone with an attitude and some rather colorful, profane language. As soon as Mike identified himself as someone who attended her church, her demeanor and language completely changed. If we call ourselves something, its a good idea to make sure our actions and attitudes match that title. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian gave his hilarious take on people who are so sure of themselves and so wrong. The funnyman Kirk Smith mentioned that he loves interacting with people who are extremely confident but clearly have no idea what they are talking about, given how very wrong they are about the subject. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedians bit about these mistakenly self-assured individuals. Lets be honest, there are situations in which all of us would be much better off simply keeping our mouths shut and not sharing our thoughts and opinions. Why? Well, much like that quote often credited to Mark Twain, Its better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. That seems like pretty simple, straightforward and easy-to-follow advice. But as many horribly misspelled and ill-informed posts on social media have proven, that is much easier said than done. Many people, for whatever reason, believe that because they have the ability to share their every thought and opinion on every subject imaginable, they should do so. Of course, they should not, but when has being wrong and badly misinformed ever stopped anyone before? In a clip posted on YouTube, Kirk mentioned that he thoroughly enjoys talking with someone who is overly confident about something they know nothing about. He likes to let them talk and during the conversation, they go on to prove their extreme lack of knowledge. I was telling one of my buddies, like, Oh, I do the cruise, and then I get off in Sweden, and fly home, he said. And he goes, Oh, cool, Sweden, the Alps. Bring me some chocolate. And if youre not laughing, thats Switzerland. Later in the clip, Kirk mentioned that he tried to correct his pals geographical error, but he wasn't having it. And so, I go, No, thats Switzerland. Different country, he recalled. He goes, No, its not. Same country. Two different names. Continue. Yeah, you know, like The Netherlands and Germany. Proverbs 12:1 A lover of training is a lover of knowledge; but a hater of teaching is like a best.

Mike Goodwin shared his sons hysterical reaction to animals. The funnyman mentioned that his youngster has a particular and rather strange way of responding whenever he spots a member of the wildlife community. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Mikes son does when an animal crosses his line of vision. As every parent knows, children love animals. Of course, those little ones have a favorite animal or five that they insist on telling you about constantly, but, for the most part, they love all animals. I mean, who doesnt love animals, right? How could you not? They are some of the cutest things on this planet. However, children have a deep appreciation for animals that is, without a doubt, much deeper than that of most adults. In fact, one could easily say that children adore those cute, four-legged, furry critters. Its almost guaranteed that if you have a pet and a young child, the child will be drawn to that creature. Those two will soon become inseparable, spending nearly every moment with one another. Some children, though, express their excitement about seeing animals and their love of animals in different, much louder ways. In a YouTube clip, Mike shared the unusual and hysterical way his son reacts whenever he spots an animal. He would say animal as if he worked at Moes Southwest Grill, Mike said. Thats how my son would say. Whenever we see an animal, this is exactly what my son would do: Daddy, animoe! Animoe, daddy! But that isnt all Mikes son would do when he saw an animal. The comedian mentions that his little one made these familiar noises to accompany his finding. And he must have learned Old McDonald at school because every time he said the name of the animal, he would have to make the noise that the animal makes. So, we were just walking through the neighborhood one day, my son had an outburst. Animoe! Animoe, daddy, dog (starts barking)! Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Carol Burnett went to hilarious lengths to keep a small, cute secret. The comedic legend did what she had to hide someone in her house in this hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Carol did to keep a dog hidden from her husband. Everyone loves dogs. How could they not? Even people who might not consider themselves big animal people are likely to still have a soft spot in their hearts for those cute, furry, four-legged critters. They are, after all, called mans best friend for a reason. As everyone can agree, dogs, and animals in general, make life a better, fuller and richer experience. Simply put: Everything is significantly improved whenever theres an animal around. Who could possibly argue against otherwise? While this is undoubtedly true, there are reasons why having a dog is not always possible. Perhaps, those reasons are financial, medical or something else entirely. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol has brought home a pup who is in desperate need of medical attention, and the animal is one of the cutest little things youve ever seen. She is determined to nurse the little guy back to health. However, her kind and philanthropic plan is about to hit a significant barrier. Carols husband is terribly allergic to mans best friend. How is this ever going to work? This could never work, right? Carols husband begins repeatedly and forcefully sneezing even before he enters the house. But she is going to do what she can to hide the animal from her better half for as long as possible, and she goes to some pretty hysterical and absurd lengths to do so. At one point, which is arguably the funniest part of the entire skit, Carol becomes a vets patient, responding to the animal physicians every call and command. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mike Goodwins take on these nursery rhymes will have you cracking up. The popular comedian comments on some rather odd nursery rhymes that are very familiar. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike had to say about these songs and poems for the little ones. Getting children to fall asleep is no easy task, as every parent knows very well. Sure, they might take a nap during the day, but that is not always the desired timeframe. Often, when children catch a few winks during the daytime, it means parents are in for a fight when night falls. They are no longer tired while everyone else is ready to go to bed, and then it becomes this big whole thing, and no one gets a good nights sleep. One way parents may try to coax their little one to sleep is through nursery rhymes. The soft, soothing melody of those familiar lyrics can, and often does, induce relaxation and heavy eyelids. Hopefully, after reciting a few of those lines, the child is off in dreamland somewhere, and everyone else can finally get to sleep, too. However, have you ever stopped to think about what some of those nursery rhymes are saying? They are more than a little weird. The lyrics get to the point, if anyone were to actually listen to them, where youd wonder how and where someone came up with this, and why they believed it was something for kids. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike Goodwin recites a couple of these nursery rhymes. He then hilariously states what would happen if anyone actually did what these childrens songs were proposing. Spoiler alert: it would not end well for anyone. Specifically, he points to what would happen to the old lady in the shoe for her horrible treatment of her children. For beating and sending the kids to bed hungry, she is, without a doubt, looking at doing some hard time. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins has turned an all-too-familiar experience into comedy gold. The popular and incredibly talented funnyman will have you cracking up as he describes a situation that weve all been in way more than wed care to admit. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim comment on an experience involving the worlds biggest online retailer, Amazon. Shopping is not a pleasant, or even a remotely enjoyable experience. Going into a crowded, brick-and-mortar retail location and then spending time and money to make a purchase is not my idea of fun, and Id bet that Im not alone on that one. Yet, shopping is an activity people do every day. They continue to do this even as companies like Amazon and eBay exist. Your purchases can literally be sent to your front door. How could it be any easier than that? No crowded stores filled with loud, pushy and annoying customers, and you can look until you find the best price and do it all from the comfort of your couch. That is the way to do shopping, in my humble opinion. However, as Tim hilariously points out in a clip posted on YouTube, you still have to do one thing after making that online purchase. You have to remember what you actually bought. But I guess, if you dont, it would serve as a nice surprise from Amazon. You ever go to your front porch, and theres an Amazon box? Tim asked. Its got your name on it. You slowly realize youve ordered something for yourself, and you cant remember what you ordered. It was like 16 hours ago. Youre all surprised. Weve all been there at one time or another, and if you say thats never happened to you, that is fine. However, just know that everyone else knows youre not telling the truth. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The excitement Nate Bargatze feels at this moment is palpable, and his face says it all. The popular comedian is captured during several moments, and its clear that he is beyond excited. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much Nate expresses himself whenever he gets excited and is having the time of his life. Life is an adventure, an extended series of ups and downs. As most people already know, there are many twists, turns and detours. From day to day, we can never be quite sure what will happen. Will today bring about a reason to celebrate, or will it bring about heartache and pain? Whatever the case may be, its best not to get too emotional. Dont get too excited, and on the other hand, dont get too down because moments are fleeting and temporary. Of course, celebrate and recognize those instances in life that bring about joy and happiness. There is often entirely too much pain and suffering in this life to ignore and let pass those moments that result in overwhelming happiness. A clip posted on YouTube shows Nate excitedly expressing himself in a handful of moments. The comedian is captured standing quietly, either expressionless or looking downright mad or upset. However, hilariously, the text in the video assures us that he is having a ball despite what it may appear. Me having the absolute time of my life, the text reads. The video, of course, is applying a heavy dose of sarcasm. Apparently, its making the point that no matter what happens, Nate remains calm and does not get too down or low, which, honestly, is the way to be when it comes to our emotions. None of us should really ever let our emotions and the moment control us, because they are temporary, here one second and gone the next. Proverbs 25:28 He whose spirit is uncontrolled is like an unwalled town which has been broken into.

Nate Bargatze points out how he needs to take this class again. The popular comedian often says he wasn't the best student in the world, but he specifically said he should retake this course. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what class Nate believes he should probably re-enroll in and why. When it comes to school, everyone feels differently. Some people really enjoyed their scholastic journey, excelling in nearly every class they took. Others likely do not have such fond memories attached to the classroom. No matter what they did or how hard they studied, it never seemed to make much of a difference. Whatever your experience with the classroom, odds are, no matter how well you might have done in school, there was a subject or two that gave you fits, never-ending headaches and nightmares. I can say, without a doubt, that math and I never seemed to get along. Every other class was a breeze, and I excelled in them by putting forth very little to no effort, but math was an entirely different story. For Nate, it sounds as if one of the classes that tripped him up was speech. In a clip posted on YouTube, he said that even in college, he was still required to take a speech class, but unfortunately, those lessons didn't seem to stick. He gave some hilarious examples of how his speech still needs some work. I would ride there with my friend, going to a business class or something, he said. Whatever you go to. I was like, Alright, Im going. Ill catch you after speech. And I still say a lot of words wrong. Thats what I dont understand. Specifically, the way in which he pronounces poem and oil will have you cracking up and bursting into laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Things got awkward in this hilarious John Crist skit. The popular comedian will have you cracking up as he plays a pastor unsure how to handle a request from one member of his church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the congregants request was and how he stuttered and stumbled his way to a solution. Being a pastor is a big job that comes with some pretty significant, critical responsibilities. A church can sink or grow exponentially depending on this one hire. The pastor is entrusted with keeping the church functioning, tending to the needs of the congregation, which can include anything and everything, as well as delivering the sermons on Sunday mornings. Arguably, the biggest component of a pastors job is dealing with people. A minister must be able to assist and navigate people's problems with great sensitivity and care. The pastor should be able to respond to requests that may be uncomfortable and put them in awkward situations. A pastor should give each congregants question or request, whatever it may be, the care and consideration it deserves. No one, including pastors, intentionally wants to hurt or upset anyone. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, playing the pastor of a church, receives a request from someone in his congregation. Its one that he never imagined that he would receive, and when he did hear it, he was clearly unprepared for it. He and the other church employee really had no idea how to proceed, making for a lot of laughs. In the skit, John is the pastor of a church with a whole host of Bible studies. There is a singles Bible study, a womens Bible study, and even one for people whose children have left home. Weve got them all, a church employee says. Well, as it turns out, thats not exactly true. One member of the church has requested that the church begin a Black Bible study. The look on Johns face when he hears this says it all. He has no idea how to respond, and the following conversation between him and the female church employee confirms it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This father, Trey Kennedy, realizes his son is growing up, and he doesnt like it. In a very strange but specific way, the popular comedian notices that his youngster is not as small as he previously thought, and he is not a fan of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Trey spotted that his son is growing up. Children are not little for long, as every parent knows well. Blink once, and that baby you just brought home from the hospital is heading to kindergarten. Do it again, and that same child has started high school. Once more, your baby has graduated from high school and is pulling out of the driveway, with college as their destination. One more time, and they are standing at the altar, exchanging vows and saying, I do. Moments with our children are precious and incredibly fleeting. Once they are gone, they are gone, never to be recovered again. So, make the most of the time youve been given with your little ones, because they don't stay little for long. Make memories, take pictures and hold them tight. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey, in a comedic manner, shows how children do not stay little for long. In no time at all, that child, whom you seemingly just brought home from the hospital yesterday, will be backing out of your driveway for the final time. Trey, who plays all three parts in the clip, enters the living room as the father and strikes up a conversation with the baby version of Trey. Its not a deep conversation, but what is said, particularly how a word is said, is enough to send the father version of Trey out of the room in hysterics. He finds his wife, who also, surprise, is played by Trey, to tell her what he has just discovered. She doesnt take this news well either, but Trey soon finds a way to lighten the mood and take in all the changes. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

Tim Hawkins mom is concerned about him, and its hysterical. She has one very important question for him that she needs answered immediately. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear this all-important question and why she is so overly concerned. Theres nothing like being a parent. Every parent will agree that there is no experience like watching that child learn, grow and explore a whole new world. But there is more that happens after becoming a parent. After that little one makes their arrival into the world, everything instantly changes. Things that were important become much less so, and things you never imagined start becoming regular thoughts and fears now. As every parent knows, these fears and worries do not really ever subside. Moms and Dads, regardless of their youngsters age, will always want the best for them. They will always wonder whether they are safe and happy, wanting no harm to befall them. But, of course, with the world being the way it is, that is not really possible. However, that does little to keep a parent from worrying about their child. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim mentioned that his mother is still concerned about him. Some might even say overly so, but you cannot really blame her; that is what being a parent is all about. Even when that child grows up and moves out, a parent does not simply cease worrying. To this day, all she cares about is if I have eaten, Tim said. Thats all she cares about. Have you eaten? Have you eaten, son? You look terrible. You look like a freak. You look terrible. You need to get something to eat. No matter how much he may push back and try to convince her that hes fine and has been eating plenty, nothing works. She continues to ask him whether hes eating and tries to get him to eat more. Mothers will be mothers, right? Proverbs 6:20 My son, keep the rule of your father, and have in memory the teaching of your mother.

Jonnie W.s song about grandma took an unexpected turn. The popular comedian was performing an original tune about his dear grandmother when the lyrics went in a direction that no one saw coming. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Jonnies song and how things changed drastically. Most comedians, and funny people in general, are incredibly intelligent individuals. Thats simply because putting together jokes and understanding what makes something funny and why requires a particular level of intelligence and knowledge. Comedians, in addition to understanding jokes, can also quickly pick up on oddities and peculiarities in society and then use humor to bring them to light. Another thing comedians know well is people. Sure, a lot of them might be socially awkward, but they are all keen observers. They understand how most people think and what they expect in particular situations and circumstances. They can then use those expectations against their audience, creating laughter and hilarity. Using an audiences expectations against them is precisely what Jonnie did in a clip posted on YouTube. In the video, as he so often does, Jonnie performs a song. Also, like he typically does, he performs a tune hes written an original. This one is about simpler times, slowing down and spending time with grandma. Jonnies song sounds very much like something you would hear in a commercial that uses nostalgia to entice you to buy a product. Its a sweet, pleasant-sounding tune about grandma, listening to her advice and the wisdom she shares. However, things are not always what they seem. Shed offer up some free advice, and most of it rang true She said, Try your best, hold your head up high, win or lose, and Dont judge a man until you walked a mile in his shoes And you have to wear this tinfoil hat, or the government will read your thoughts See, just because someone is elderly does not always mean they are wise or even coherent. Sometimes, as Jonnies song states, they are just crazy. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Mike Goodwin got injured, and his self-diagnosis was a little off. The popular comedian got hurt doing something that hed been doing all his life. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike was doing when he suffered an injury and what he did next that didnt help the situation. Aging is something none of us can prevent. Despite what many beauty products and cosmetic procedures may promise, they do not stop or reverse aging. Time keeps marching forward, and you and I will keep getting older. Feel better about the aging process yet? As you may have already noticed, your body will fail and betray you as you get older. The stomach will not be as flat as it once was, and there will be a little less hair on top than before, and a whole host of other things will start to happen, like fading athleticism. Your body wont be able to run and jump as it used to when you were a kid. Youll have to move more cautiously and with more care. Unfortunately, Mike learned this lesson the hard way. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike tore his Achilles tendon while playing basketball. But, as he explained, he wasnt jumping or even running at the time of the injury. Instead, he was simply dribbling the ball when, he says, his Achilles was like, Alright man, Im going to talk to you a little bit later. However, Mike mentioned that after sustaining the injury, he did what a lot of people do when they hurt themselves: he turned to the internet. He logged onto a popular medical website and, after a few minutes, came up with a diagnosis that was more than a little wrong. I went home and got on the computer, and went to WebMD, he said. By the time Id finished, I had self-diagnosed myself with malaria. I had malaria in my leg. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.